Nice People

We were up and about at our usual time. It was a bright start and promised a warm day.  We walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school. Apparently, she had been up and about since about five. We dropped her off at the classroom door, then both went home. There was no early walk today.

At 09:00, the doorbell rang. It was the couple who had come to assess what we need doing to the irrigation system. (How nice that they did phone me back, how nice that they made an appointment, and how nice that they turned up on time). They were charming and listened carefully as I described the problem and what I felt would be needed. They listened, made some suggestions, checked on some items, and then promised to call us back within 24 hours. We wait with bated breath. They came across as very nice people.

Once they had gone, Di headed off to Pilates, and I set off for my walk. When I arrived home, I had an email waiting. This confirmed that my old school wanted me to present to the sixth form on their "Inspiration Day" next month. They wanted a short biography, a photo, and several other items of information. I sat down and crafted a bio, which I then pumped through AI to get some ideas to make it more punchy. Then, realising it was too long, I asked for a summary in a couple of paragraphs. This worked really well, and with a few tweaks, I soon provided my response. My next task will be to create a presentation... which is needed in just over a week!

I received a call from SAGA. There has been a change to the excursions during our river cruise. I was given a chance to reselect, which I did after discussing it with Di.

After lunch, we had some Kindle time before I went to the study to begin my presentation. I have crafted the outline, and now I must select the key points that may inspire the students. At the moment, I am finding it a bit of a challenge, being significantly out of practise.

We collected Ellie from her after school football game and took her home before returning home ourselves. We also heard, on the quiet, that though there are Athletics trials at school tomorrow, Ellie has been pre-selected based on her previous performance.

Counting down

 Jasper decided to start a football chant soon after six this morning. That was it. I was awake. I tried to stay put, but by 6:15 I decided coffee was necessary.

We both walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie and take her to school. It was very bright, though there was high cloud. There was also a bitter wind, and 8 °C felt more like 3 °C. After we left Ellie, Di went straight home, and I set off for my walk. The cold wind encouraged me to walk faster to generate some warmth. I knocked about 30 seconds off each kilometre.

Back home, I grabbed some breakfast and another coffee before heading into the garden to use the leaf-blower (in reverse) to vacuum up the fallen leaves while they were dry and crispy. It didn't take long, but it did half fill the garden bin.

Next on the agenda was to return a parcel at the Post Office for Diane and pick up her latest batch of medicines from the Chemist. While I was in the village, I took the opportunity to get my hair cut (it's always an item on my checklist before a holiday). Meanwhile, Di was wading through her pre-trip ironing.

The early afternoon was spent doing some paperwork (though, strictly speaking, it was all digital). We managed some Kindle time before going to collect Ellie from school. We deposited her at home with Zoe and headed home to finish the paperwork and ironing before dinner.

Dripping

 It was an early start. Not because it was necessary, but because I was wide awake by 6:00 and got up 15 minutes later when Jasper started to get vocal. The weather looked wonderful again, though there was still a chill in the air.

We walked around to Zoe's and escorted Ellie to school. I then set off on my morning walk. This was made a little more interesting by watching a neighbour reverse his car into a car outside his neighbour's house. No damage was done, and they were all chatting when I circled back around.

Back home, with breakfast finished,  we loaded the car with a collection of books and toys and took them to the local charity shop. They took most of what was on offer, but there were several items they couldn't accommodate and will have to be disposed of separately. I stopped off at the irrigation company to buy a hole punch for the drip bayonets. Once home, I fitted 4 more drippers to the existing hose to water Di's newest plants.

City Irrigation recommended a local company that may be able to help me replace the drip hose. I called them and was pleased when they called back within about 30 minutes. I explained our dilemma, and they said they would check their diary and call to arrange a visit. They did! I will report further after their assessment on Wednesday.

We managed about an hour of Kindle time after lunch and then went to collect Ellie. We took her to her usual Monday appointment in Chichester. While waiting for her, I managed to complete another book.

We've just finished dinner (salmon and prawn linguine with white wine and cream sauce), and now expect a quiet evening.

Taxi!

 It was another glorious Spring day. The flotilla of clouds that had scudded across the horizon yesterday evening had disappeared. Now the perfect blue was only interrupted by a few ruler-straight contrails as aircraft flew to, or returned from, their exotic destinations.

After breakfast, but before my second coffee, I set off for my walk. A new audiobook kept me company as I marched around my usual circuits. It was a perfect morning for walking. Bright and sunny, but just cool enough to remain really comfortable.  As I started on my final stretch, a message pinged in my ears, "Grandpa, will you take me and Poppy swimming, if Poppy's mum says it's ok?" Well, that hadn't been on the plan, but then again, there hadn't been a plan.

I returned home and checked whether Di had anything she wanted me to do, but there was nothing specific. She had planned to spend some time cleaning up Ellie's old toys so that we could take them to the Charity Shop tomorrow. I responded to Ellie and waited for her to turn up with Poppy. I drove them across to LA and settled down with my Kindle while they headed for the pool. I left them to it for an hour or so and then signalled for them to get changed. Needless to say, I found myself having to fund a lap full of snacks for them to eat on the way home. I left them at Zoe's and went on home.

The girls, with Jaxson in tow, wandered back to see Nana a few times through the afternoon.

Three to become One

 It may be Saturday, but I was up early anyway. I guess it's a consequence of age! DI pottered downstairs about an hour later, but it was still much earlier than needed.

I had my usual call with the cousins. Helen was struggling after an eye operation, Sam was still getting over her cold, and Sarah was looking after a puppy that had chewed through her carpet. It was the usual varied discussion covering every subject under the sun.

Much of the rest of the morning was spent looking into how we could best rationalise Ellie's three accounts into one and sort out her burgeoning requirement for photo storage. It took a while to work out the correct sequence, but I am pretty sure I have got a workable plan (which includes testing to make sure she doesn't lose anything).

After lunch, Di went to potter in the garden. I had tried to add some driplines to the irrigation system, but couldn't push the bayonets through the hose. I went to the store around the corner, but they were closed. It will have to wait until tomorrow or Monday.

I finished another book during Kindle time, and downloaded several more so that we have plenty on the virtual bookshelf before we head off on the river cruise. Dinner tonight was salmon with salad for Di, while I had a chicken vindaloo using the East at Home sauce. It was exceptional, and I will certainly order it again.

Zoe and her friend Poppy made contact. They wanted me to escort them to the corner shop so that they could get some snacks for tonight (I assume they have a sleepover planned). I wandered long to the shop with them to make sure they crossed the roads safely.

Links

I was up and about soon after six. There was a bright start to the day, and with a coffee inside me, I was ready for anything.  Di was up well before seven, and we had a leisurely hour or so before going to collect Ellie for the school run.

Leaving Ellie at school, Di headed home to get ready for her Cardiac Rehab session, while I headed out on my walk. I was on the second loop of my usual route when Di drove past on her way to the community centre. I continued with my route and finished my audiobook. With another loop to go, I switched to BBC Sounds and listened to "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" and laughed like a maniac for the last 30 minutes of the walk.

After breakfast, I headed for my study. I had to reformat a micro SD card for the home security system. The old one had developed a fault, so I binned it. While I was finishing that, Zoe called. She was trying to sort out Ellie's phone, which was running out of space. Ellie had asked for a couple of additional apps, but there was insufficient space to install them. This started a long-running discussion involving Apple and us. In the end, we managed to get everything working, but it has highlighted some more consolidation that we should consider.

After lunch, I spent some time trying to add a link to Di's watch strap and remove two links from her Med-alert bracelet. The watch strap was simple, but the Med-alert bracelet was an absolute nightmare. I did succeed in the end, but I hope I don't have to fiddle with it again!

After some Kindle time, we went to collect Ellie from school and take her home.

If it's Thursday...

 There was a cult film back in the 70s called "On Any Sunday".  In our case, it's "On Any Thursday", and in our case, it doesn't feature motorbikes; it focuses on shopping trolleys. 

We were up at our usual time and walked to Zoe's to accompany Ellie to school. Diane then headed home, while I set out on my morning walk. Lottie was already starting her blitz of the house by the time I returned home for breakfast. Once I had tidied away the breakfast things, I finished the shopping list, and we headed to Sainsbury's.

There seemed to be a new, younger breed of Zombies there today. These were an entitled breed who blocked the aisles and wandered off without their trolleys to collect things. Though the store wasn't busy, it was congested, and the thought of fitting curved blades to the trolley wheels seemed alluring.

We dropped a few items off for Zoe and became embroiled in a call with Apple. Zoe was trying to install some additional apps on Ellie's phone. She had, however, locked it down and was having trouble unlocking the ability to install new apps. I eventually cracked the problem, so now Ellie can do her Maths practise on her phone.

We had a quiet hour or so with our Kindles after lunch, then set off to collect Ellie and take her home. Zoe's friend Tammy and son Brodie are visiting this afternoon, so we left them to it.

Drizzle

We were up at the usual time so that we could be ready to collect Ellie and take her to school. There was a fine drizzle as we set off, and it didn't ease until well into my walk. Even then, it restarted before I completed my normal route.

By the time I arrived back home, Diane had already left for Pilates. I settled down for breakfast and a quick pass through social media. The rest of the morning was spent with domestic tasks, including planning for next week's menus and the shopping list for tomorrow.

By the end of the morning, the rain had stopped, and it was bright and sunny. The Orangery was lovely and warm, and we both sat out there with our Kindles. We collected Ellie after her football session (it had started drizzling again by then) and took her home, then returned home ourselves. Diane phoned Denise for a chat, and I prepared dinner.

The new regime for bin collections starts in the morning. We have been checking that we have all the right items in the correct bins. Goodness knows if we have got it right! It is fair to say that this new regime is not universally popular:

ANYONE ELSE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE ****** BINS OR IS IT JUST ME??? Because honestly, I’m at the point now where I’m questioning my entire existence over household waste. Years ago life was SIMPLE, you had one black bin, you put your **** in it, it got collected, DONE. Then some council genius clearly had a breakdown over landfill and decided what we all needed in our lives was MORE BINS. Not one, not two, but a full ****ing rainbow of responsibility sat outside your house like some sort of plastic shrine to poor life choices. Recycling bins, garden bins, cardboard bins, and probably a bin soon for your thoughts and feelings, because apparently, nothing can just go in one place anymore. And God forbid you put the wrong thing in the wrong bin because suddenly you’re basically a criminal and facing a fine like you’ve robbed a bank instead of misplacing a yoghurt pot.

Anyway, I accepted it, I adapted, I became one of those people who stood in the kitchen like a lunatic separating rubbish into categories like I’m running some sort of domestic recycling facility, and just when I thought I’d reached peak bin life… NOW they’ve introduced a FOOD WASTE BIN. Not just a bin either, oh no, a MOTHER BIN with a BABY BIN inside it. I’m sorry, but what in the actual **** is that about??? So now I’ve got this tiny baby bin in my kitchen that fills up every 2 minutes because, shock horror, a family of 5 eats food, then I’ve got to take the bag outside to the mother bin like I’m completing some sort of Olympic bin relay that nobody asked for. And I’m sat here thinking… WHAT THE **** IS EVEN GOING IN MY NORMAL BIN NOW??? Because apparently food goes in one, cardboard in another, recycling somewhere else, garden waste somewhere else, so what’s left??? AIR??? MY SANITY??? THE LAST THREAD OF MY PATIENCE???

And can we just address the fact that I am essentially now providing FREE STORAGE for the council on MY OWN LAND. These ugly bastards are sat on my garden where I could have had a lovely border, some flowers, a bit of peace, but no, I’ve got a ****ing bin exhibition going on outside my house. I should be charging them rent at this point, and if they fine me for not complying, I’ll happily deduct it from the YEARS of unpaid storage fees they owe me because I never signed up to house this plastic army.

And these new bins?? Built like absolute ****. A light breeze and they’re off. Storm Dave comes through, and they’ll be halfway down the M1. We’re going to need EMA air traffic control just to manage rogue bins flying through the neighbourhood. Honestly, a gust of a fart would send one of these airborne, and some poor bugger’s going to be taken out on a morning dog walk because a food waste bin’s decided to go on a journey. Health and safety haven’t even begun to unpack that.

I’m telling you now I am DONE. I am 40+, menopausal, and I no longer have the capacity to deal with this level of absolute nonsense in my life. When that bin turns up at my house, it is going STRAIGHT BACK via the arsehole of whoever delivers it with immediate effect. Enough is enough. The government can push people so far, and this, THIS is my limit. Anyone else, or am I about to go to war with the council on my own???

With acknowledgements to the original author on: Long Eaton:Spotted, on Facebook. 

Pitchside

 It was a school day, so things played out in the usual fashion. 

We walked Ellie to school, and then Di went home, while I went for my walk. There were meds to collect from the Chemist's, so I diverted from my usual route and looped around the estate before heading to the village. It was a bright morning, and it was a pleasure to be out and about, particularly as so many of the trees are in blossom.

Much of the morning was spent on domestic activity and admin, while Di went to Zoe's to help with jobs that she can't do. Having said that, Zoe is moving about a lot more easily than she had been.

After lunch, we had our traditional Kindle time until we had to collect Ellie. She, like most of the kids, seemed to be hyperactive as they bounced out of school. We took her home, then went home ourselves.

We hadn't been in for long before Ellie phoned me. "Grandpa, would you like to come and watch football with me between six and seven o'clock? My boyfriend Oscar is playing." Well, how could I refuse? I prepared an earlier dinner and waited for Ellie to come and call for me (yes, I know!) We walked along to the local pitch where the coaches were preparing for a training session. It turned out that there was no match; it was an hour of football training. This was not the most riveting way to spend an hour in the cool of the early evening, but Ellie enjoyed it. I said that if she wanted, I'd take her along to watch a proper match at Bognor Regis Town sometime soon. We'll see if she remains interested.

Back to Normality

 With the start of the new school term, we have returned to normality. We were up around seven and prepared ourselves to take Ellie to school. She was a bit quiet this morning, probably because she was tired after a couple of weeks of late nights. We walked her to class, then Diane went home, and I went for my morning walk.

Once home, I tucked into breakfast and the social media while nursing a coffee. Di processed her regular INR blood test and sent the results to the Anti-coag clinic. I retired to my study for a morning filled with admin. I had to contact the bank regarding an ISA transfer, contact HMRC regarding my tax code, file my P60, write yesterday's blog post, and check the passwords for some of the NAS volumes I use regularly. This filled the morning and early afternoon.

I joined Di for some Kindle time before we went to collect Ellie from school, and take her to her appointment in Chichester. She was in a bit of a strop and needed cajoling to attend the appointment. Once there, however, she soon reverted to her normal self.

Colonials

 We had a gentle start to the day. I was up at my usual time, but Diane, thinking it was Monday, got up earlier than she would have otherwise. We had breakfast and then prepared to go a-calling.

Michael and Emily had invited us to their wedding in Portugal a few years back. Unfortunately, we were unable to go as it coincided with Diane's heart surgery. They arrived in the UK this morning (from home in Connecticut), and it was our opportunity to meet them and their daughter. Jane and Trevor were hosting them, and we were invited to lunch.

We had a good run to Wokingham, which included a brief comfort stop near Camberley (just as the heavens opened). We arrived soon after midday and were greeted by Jane and Emily. It was so nice to finally meet her. Mark and Lel were also there, and we all stood and chatted until Michael and Trevor joined us. 

Their daughter, Eloise, was asleep when we first arrived, but she woke up after a while. She was an absolute joy. Despite all of the noisy adults and the attention, she remained happy and alert. She reminded me of Ellie in that way.

As usual, Jane presented us with a wonderful lunch, which we all tucked into and demolished the lot. After lunch, we settled in the lounge so that Mark could play with the trains using the excuse that it was to amuse Eloise.

Mid-afternoon, except for Jane, Diane and me, they went for a walk between the showers. The idea was to allow Eloise to play on the slide in the local playpark. They did manage to catch a shower but didn't get too wet.

Michael, Emily, and Eloise are off to Rye tomorrow to stay with Emily's dad.

We set off for home at about 18:30, and had a wonderful run through, getting home by 20:00.

We'll be seeing Jane and Trevor again in a couple of weeks for our next river cruise.

Library

 I didn't have a lot planned for the day. It was bright, but quite nippy, and the forecast suggested it would be windy throughout the day. I had my usual Zoom call with the cousins. Sarah was unable to join as she was flying home from the Alps, and Simon (her twin) was somewhere in the outback visiting one of his children. Sam was suffering from a combined cold and hangover and got very little sympathy.

As I returned to the kitchen after the call, Zoe phoned. She had decided that she wanted a tall shelving unit for books to install in Ellie's bedroom. It was discussed at length with Di, and she went ahead. This meant that I was sent to Argos to collect the unit. It was a bit of a squeeze (being 180cm tall), but I managed to get it into the car. I then spent the next few hours putting it together and positioning it so that the girls could finish tidying Ellie's bedroom (they have been doing this for a couple of days, now). 

I left them to it and returned home to go for a walk and do some reading. Late in the afternoon, I started preparing dinner. We had invited Zoe to join us, so I went along to collect her. We had a lovely couple of hours as Di tucked into her salmon, and Zoe and I enjoyed a Chicken Bhuna curry.

Once we had taken Zoe back home, we settled down for a quiet evening.

Finding Fino

I was up at my usual time and settled with a coffee and the news. Di came down about 30 minutes later. I took the opportunity to get myself ready and head out for a pre-breakfast walk. It was a little grey, and there was a nip in the air, but once I had got underway, it was really quite pleasant. During my walk, my latest Jonathan Kellerman audiobook came to its conclusion. It was another very enjoyable read (if audiobooks count as reading). I had another book already lined up, so I switched over to that immediately. This is a totally different author and has moved my focus from 2024 LA to 1867 Brentwood.

I grabbed breakfast when I got home and then pottered during the morning. We had planned to go out for lunch with Chris and Maureen. We made our way to "Fino's" at Felpham, arriving just as they opened. This was a good move as it meant the car park was empty. Over the next couple of hours, we sat and chatted, putting the world to rights and updating ourselves on the latest news from our respective families. We chose from the lunch menu (rather than à la carte), and I started with some whitebait, which was followed by a Chicken Milanese with Spaghetti Pomodoro. To be honest, it was a little underwhelming. Di chose more wisely, selecting the lasagne, which she rated as delicious. 

When we left the restaurant, we stopped off at Zoe's. Di had resolved to sort out the mess in Ellie's bedroom. I picked up Zoe's driving license so that I could collect a parcel from the local shop for her. In the end, the license wasn't checked, and the parcel was handed over with little more than a cursory check on the addressee. I dropped the parcel back at Zoe's and came home, leaving Di with a cup of tea and a plan for Ellie's bedroom. I spent most of the afternoon in the Orangery with my iPad and Kindle. The Kindle didn't get switched on, however.

Rinse and Repeat

 For a Thursday, it was a case of rinse and repeat. Nothing was startling or memorable. The day started just before seven with coffee and the news. After some breakfast, I completed the week's shopping list, and by ten we were heading for Sainsbury's. Sainsbury's was very quiet (not just because Zoe wasn't there) and we completed our shopping quickly. As we left, we stopped to fill the car. We have been lucky. Though the prices have gone up, we have had no difficulty getting fuel, nor have we had to queue.

Back home, with the shopping packed away, I updated the accounts before we had some lunch. We then had our usual Kindle time. I realised, late in the day, that I hadn't had my usual walk. I will leave it for today and give my knees a rest!