Self-combusting toilets menace Japan

The Gorse Fox brings the following warning to your attention: Self-combusting toilets menace Japan It points out that

The Z-series apparently features pulsating massage spray, power dryer, "tornado wash" flush, and an automatic lid.

It also boasts an "electric bidet accessory" which on three occassions has caught fire, potentially threatening a nasty case of "Machine Uprising Roast Arse". Mercifully, the Z-series failed to fully exploit its new-found offensive capability, since the crappers were unoccupied at the time of the incendiary incidents.

You have been warned.