Done

It was gone seven by the time I got up. It looked like another lovely day, but the temperatures were a little cooler. 

Once the day was underway (ablutions completed, breakfast finished, coffee consumed), Di pottered for a while and then settled down for a long phone call with Jane. I returned to my little project. With the help of AI, I determined that some of the data I wanted was not available to me, but it took a couple of hours of analysis to get to that position. In the end, I had extracted as much useful data as I could and dropped it into a spreadsheet. This gives me the foundation for a telemetry repository for the Elroq.

After lunch, Di pottered in the garden while I faffed about some more. One of the things that has been nigglong at the back of my mind is whether the Ethernet network in the house is delivering data at the rates it should. This will be my next technical quest. As part of the analysis, I may have accidentally ordered another Raspberry Pi to act as a server and monitor throughput from various endpoints. I think it will be an interesting exercise.

Extraction

 I was up and about soon after seven. I consumed the overnight news and a decent coffee to start the day. Di came down just before eight, so I went to perform my morning ablutions.

I took my breakfast and a coffee to my study and logged in to the weekly call with my cousins. It was a chirpy call with plenty of chat and banter. Tim and I exchanged some observations regarding our EVs and also the local and central planning authorities. I always find it troubling when we agree on political issues!

As I wandered downstairs after the Zoom call, Zoe called Di. Ellie hadn't stayed at Lily's overnight. She came home just before midnight. To fill in some background, Ellie had fallen on the stairs mid-afternoon yesterday. In doing so, she had bent her little finger back, and it was very painful. We had given her Arnica and a cold compress, and she tried to ignore it. She went to Lily's, and they ended up on a bus replacement service to Brighton as a result of a line fire near Arundel. They thoroughly enjoyed the concert, but the trains were not back to normal by the time they left. Lily's older brother came over to collect them. By the time they had stopped for a McDonald's, Ellie was feeling sore and wanted to go home.

This morning, it was clear that the finger was quite swollen. A trip to A&E was needed. I took Ellie and Zoe to St Richard's and left them there, not knowing how long they would have to wait.

I went home and continued developing the code and exploring the data I could extract from the car. Progress was slow but steady. Just as I broke for lunch, Zoe called. They were finished at the hospital. I headed back to Chichester and collected them. The X-rays had shown that Ellie had fractured her pinky in two places. They strapped it up and referred her to the fracture clinic. It wasn't clear how long that would take. I ran them home and left them to it.

Once home, I did some more exploration of the data that I could (and couldn't) access from the car. I'm so close to having what I want, but I'm not quite there yet.

We had some quiet time in the Orangery before dinner,

The Codeface

I was up soon after six. I had slept well, but was wide awake and in need of a coffee. I pottered downstairs with the elegance of a ballet dancer, in bare feet, walking on LEGO bricks. When Jasper had finished laughing at me, he went upstairs to disturb Diane (which I had studiously tried not to do). I worked through the overnight news and decided that there was no specific intervention required from me.

Once we were both up and about, I opened up the MacBook and started to write some code. Bit by bit, I explored the API that gave me access to. data from the new Skoda Elroq.  Some of it was extracted quite easily, but that was data that was easily available anyway. The more complex information proved a challenge. Over the course of the day, I made progress, but the data I really wanted remained elusive. My ultimate objective is to be blessed to extract data into a spreadsheet, allowing me to create various cuts of the data to understand the performance and cost of the EV.

Just after lunch, Di had an appointment at the Opticians at the same time that I had to take Ellie to Angmering for a night out and sleepover with her friend Lily. Zoe took Di to the Optician, and Ellie (on her booster seat) sat in the front of our car with me as we headed across to Lily's. The traffic was dreadful, but we arrived in plenty of time. They are off to Brighton (with Lily's mum) to see K-Pop Superstars (or something like that) at the Brighton Centre.

I arrived home just before Di and made us both a cup of tea. It turns out that she does need stronger glasses and so has a new pair on order and is having new lenses put into some of her old frames. ~

The rest of the afternoon was quiet.

Progress

 It was another clear morning. I was up by seven and enjoyed my coffee while reading the news. I probably should have gone for a walk, but I had a few things niggling on my mind. Once washed and dressed, I opened up the MacBook and started to investigate some ideas. 

The electronics in new cars seem to record vast amounts of information. Some of this is revealed through the car's partner App on the phone, but not all of it. It would be nice to get more granularity regarding trips, battery consumption, mileage, efficiency, and so forth. I was pointed to a set of libraries that contain APIs for the Skoda. It looks as if I can get all of the data I want. All I have to do is write a program to mine the data from the car. I can feel a little programming in my future.

We did our usual Sainsbury's trip to stock up for the week. As we finished unloading, Elli turned up with Aryana. Zoe had an important video call and wanted some peace while it progressed. The girls arrived and took themselves upstairs to Ellie's bedroom. They weren't here for long before Zoe called to say the call was over and could we come round for a briefing. We did as we were told. It turns out that Zoe's knee problem was not a ruptured ligament. It is actually a large cyst on the iniscus. They gave her a lot more detail, and promised they would get back later today with an appointment for her to see the consultant at the Chichest Nuffield. Things are moving at last, and it sounds as if the treatment is not major. Zoe called back later to tell us she has an appointment on Friday, the 5th.

We grabbed some lunch and started to think about a break for next February. We considered Malta, Cyprus, and Sicily, but eventually home in on Madeira. We haven't booked anything yet, but we have somewhere bookmarked.

Di wanted to do some shopping in John Lewis. I had been looking for a replacement TV for the kitchen/family room. This seemed like an ideal opportunity. We whizzed off and strolled around the store. After discussions with one of the colleagues, we chose a TV which had a significant discount, free delivery, and free installation. Result! That should arrive next week.

DI received a call while we were in John Lewis. It was the Consultant's secretary from the Nuffield. She has now fixed the date for her knee replacement, on 22nd June. (I wonder if we can get a family discount).

Expecting

 I was up early. I was expecting several deliveries throughout the day, and I wanted to get a walk in before Di had to go out for Pilates. So it was that I set off for my morning walk at 6:50. The skies were clear, and it was comfortably warm. It was a lovely time to be out and about. I arrived back home soon after 8:00 and settled down with a coffee and some porridge. It was already heating up, and we had the back doors open and the blinds drawn. It's easier to keep the heat out than to try to cool the house once it's warm.

Di set off for Pilates. It was an abortive trip, as the instructor, Liz, had arranged for a stand-in today. Di was not willing to chance her joints on a new instructor, so after a chat with her friend Kathie, she came home early.

Meanwhile, I had completed some admin and worked through the outstanding ironing.

I'm a bit of a wally. I had ordered a holster for the car charger, so that the plug would be protected. That was the first of today's deliveries. I took it outside to work out where best to install it. That's when I noticed that there is already a holster built into the unit. Doh! At least it wasn't expensive.

The next delivery was the fresh salmon steaks from Edinburgh. They came beautifully wrapped in iced gel packs and surrounded by an insulating layer of wool. I soon had them unpacked and tucked away in the freezer. My curry sauces are due before 20:00, but haven't arrived yet.

We spent some time with our Kindles during the afternoon, sheltering in the cool of the living room.

Assessment

 We had a gentle start to the day. The skies were crystal clear, and the temperature was already climbing. I had my early morning coffee, then as soon as I was washed and dressed, I headed out for my walk before it got too hot to enjoy.

After a quick breakfast, I took Di to the Nuffield. She had an appointment, which was the first stage in her admission for knee surgery. Traffic was very slow, and we were a few minutes late arriving. (We had phoned to warn them.) I dropped Di at the doors and went to park. By the time I got back, she had already been whisked away. I sat and read, but she was soon out and ready to go. There will be another pre-admission appointment, but it is clear she is on a countdown.

Back home, we got on with some domestic chores before settling down for some Kindle time during the afternoon.

Di received an email. Things are picking up pace. She has an appointment for next Tuesday for the pre-admission appointment, which is expected to take a couple of hours.

We had an early dinner so that I could attend Ellie's football training. She had insisted on going and asked Zoe to come and watch. I grabbed the picnic chairs so Zoe could sit down, and I met them there. Once there, Ellie suddenly seemed to lose interest, and Zoe really had to cajole her into playing. It was clear that her heart wasn't really in the game. She just drifted back and forth, without really getting involved. Oh well, it was a nice evening to be out and about.

Hotter

 I was up soon after seven, though I had been entranced by the birdsong just after five. It was clearly going to be another hot day, and I opened up the doors in the Orangery to get some airflow through the house. Once Di was up and about, I went to wash and dress so that I could set out on my walk before it got too hot. My audiobook has me totally hooked and, despite the heat, I was completely engrossed in the story. I was particularly pleased to note that I had correctly identified two of the clues from earlier in the book,

Once back home, I grabbed some breakfast before taking Di to the local nursery. (It was nice to use the feature that allowed me to fire up the air conditioning from my phone to ensure the car was at a comfortable temperature when we were ready to leave.) We wandered around Brickkiln Nursery until Di had found the plants that she wanted. We then took a detour on the way home so that we could pick up some white wine for tonight's pasta from Sainsbury's. We hadn't been home for too long before we were called to Zoe's. Hers and Ellie's beds both needed to be made, and a new paddling pool needed to be pumped up and filled. We were not there for too long, but the chores were completed.

Ellie has clearly had a wonderful time in Hastings with her friend Lilly. I'm not sure how much sleep they got, but they had great fun.

I know it seems bizarre, it is, after all, only a few days since we last saw Ellie, but she seems to have grown while away.

Back home, we had a quiet hour or so with our Kindles before our usual Monday night dinner of Salmon and Prawns in a white wine and cream sauce, with tagliatelle.

Oh well, that was Bank Holiday Monday. Back to work tomorrow. No wait... I'm retired, for me, tomorrow is another holiday! (I still cannot get used to this.)

Hot

 It's been a hot one!

I had a lazy start, not getting up until 7:20. It was already 20 °C, and it was clear the temperatures were only going to climb. I had my first coffee, then after morning ablutions, headed out for my walk before it got too hot. My audiobook is progressing well, and had one of those minor crescendos just as I was approaching home. Rather than leave it mid-story, I stopped the book just at the right time. Tomorrow's walk will start with this revelation.

After some breakfast, I did something I haven't done for 12 years. Di was going to Zoe's to help with some cleaning, so I tagged along to mow her lawn. Yes, for the first time in 12 years, I handled the lawnmower and smartened up her back garden. She was thrilled, because it had been looking a bit bleak. When I had finished, it was quite smart.

The rest of the day was spent with our Kindles in the cool of the living room. I waded through several chapters of my latest book, then spent some time looking for, and eventually buying, a holster for the car charger. Once that was done, I looked at some options for a new TV in the Kitchen/Family room. As we are getting older, we are finding it harder to see the TV from a distance. I was looking at a new 65 in model that we should be able to see fairly easily. The old TV will be repurposed in Ellie's bedroom.

I was delighted to see that despite my worst fears, Spurs managed to avoid relegation from the Premiership, and in doing so, sent West Ham down.

Neighbours

Jasper was getting noisy at 05:30, but having made sure we were both awake, he settled back down.  I woke again at 06:00, but managed to stay in bed until just before 07:00. It was clear as I walked down the stairs that Jasper's noisy interlude had been him boasting about the foul-smelling package he had delivered, ready for me to dispose of when I arose.

After the early morning waste disposal, I managed to sit down with a coffee and reflect on the meaning of life. It occurred to me that Jasper's overnight emission was no more toxic than the effluent that spews from the White House day in and day out. In Jasper's favour, at least he isn't orange, and he seems to have an IQ at least equivalent to his paw size.

My overnight experiment with the E.On app controlling the car charging activity worked well. I will stick to this in future as it should optimise the charge procedure even more than the Ohme app.

After the morning call with the cousins (which followed the usual pattern), I settled down to wade through some admin and do some research regarding our new Skoda Elroq, and the options for charging when away from home. This became a bit of a quest, and I ended up diving down several rabbit holes as I worked through my options.

Di, meanwhile, was pottering in the garden. When she wandered to the front garden, she was accosted by Colleen and John, our new neighbours. We had a lovely chat and took them into our back garden for a look at the landscaping and the Orangery. We only chatted for 30 minutes or so, but we all seemed to hit it off well.

We've had lots of photos arrive from Ellie's weekend away in Hastings. She's clearly having a great time.

Scam

I was up at my normal time. It was already a warm and beautiful morning. Jasper was asleep on a sofa in the Orangery, but stirred when I fired up the coffee machine. At 8:20, we wandered to Zoe's to collect Ellie. She was full of the joys of Spring as it was the last day before the half-term and she was going away with her friend Lilly for the weekend.

We dropped her off at the classroom door, and Di went home while I set off for my morning walk. It really was very warm, and the walk was most enjoyable. On the second loop of my usual course, Di passed me in the car on her way to Cardia Rehab. I completed my walk and settled down for breakfast. Di returned just as I was finishing.

Zoe was due at Goring Hall Hospital for an MRI. I went along to pick her up and drive her across to Goring. We arrived in plenty of time so that she could complete all of the paperwork. The appointments were running a bit late, but we didn't have to wait for too long. I managed to finish another book while she was being processed. Once the imaging was done, we returned to the car and made our way home. I dropped her off, then went home for some lunch and a quiet afternoon in the Orangery.

We collected Ellie from the after-school dance class and took her home. She had a nicely laminated award for her participation in the athletics meet on Wednesday. Bartons School came 3rd out of 15, so it did really well. Back home, Ellie would wait for Pete to collect her and take her back to Lilly's in Angmering. Then they were off to Hastings.

During the afternoon, I received a message:

BARCLAYS: We've placed a hold on a payment of £xxx.xx to HSBC account ending in NNNN. If this was you reply, Y, and your payment will be processed. If you did not make this transaction, please call us on 020 nnnn nnnn

At first, I was concerned. Had someone tried to spend money on my account? Should I call the number? Then a cooler head took over. 

• Don't call the number given, look up the number, 
• and then, do I have a BARCLAYS account? No. 
• Should I panic? No. 

I left it as a reminder to myself that thieving trolls will try any trick they can to steal information, and subsequently money. There seems to be a concerted campaign at the moment, and I would bet that many people get caught.

Charger

 I was up early to greet Ellie as she was dropped off at 6:35. It was around 6:35 when I got a message from Zoe that she had overslept and would be late. At least I didn't have to panic. Ellie was duly dropped off, and Zoe disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

We took Ellie to school and then came home for breakfast. We had received notification that Di's meds were ready to be collected from the Chemist's, so I deferred my walk until later, intending to collect the meds then.

There was some early morning admin after breakfast, and then I crafted the week's shopping list. We timed it badly this morning. The Zombies were obviously away on holiday, but we had a bus-load of utter morons turn up instead. What a joy! Nevertheless, we got the shopping done fairly quickly and soon had it packed away at home.

As lunchtime approached, I went for my walk and collected Di's meds on the way through. The temperature had really climbed compared with yesterday. I suspect I will need a sun hat tomorrow, as it is forecast to get hotter still over the weekend.

After lunch, we collected Ellie and took her to Chichester for her weekly appointment. We sat in the sunshine, outside a cafe, and enjoyed a coffee and a slice of cake while waiting. When the appointment was over, we took Ellie home and then came home ourselves.

Currently (you see what I did there?), there seems to be some confusion between the EV Charger apps. There is an app on the car, an app from the Electricity supplier, and an app from the charger manufacturer. The Energy supplier suggests I use theirs to ensure I get the best tariff. This, however, seems to get confused because of the app from the charger manufacturer. I phoned the helpline, and after a lot of discussion, the specialist decided he couldn't help and has escalated the problem. I now await a call from their 2nd-level engineer. We'll see what happens.

Lunch

 I had a gentle start to the day. I was up before seven, but had woken in my own time. We wandered around to Zoe's in time for the school run, walking Ellie to the classroom, as usual. She had a 4-way athletics meet this morning and was looking forward to that.

We headed home for breakfast and to prepare for our lunch trip. We were meeting up with Jane and Trevor at "The Refectory", near Godalming. Mid-morning, we set off, taking a brief diversion to drop some papers off at the Vet's. Our new car whizzed us silently over the Downs, up through Petworth and on. We pulled into the car park just before midday, and after a comfort break, settled down for a coffee with Jane and Trevor. This is when I admitted we had a new car, and we then spent a while talking through the whys and wherefors.

We had a lovely lunch, as usual. Diane had a coronation chicken, while I had a Malaysian seafood curry. We chatted for a couple of hours, discussing the recently booked river cruise for next year and possible ocean cruises for 2028. This latter subject will require further thought and research. We also covered all of the usual family news.

After a "show and tell" on the new car, we said our goodbyes and hit the road. It was only as we got down towards Chichester that I realised that there must have been something in the curry that didn't quite agree with me. I felt decidedly gripy. By the time we got home, I realised that it was having much the same effect as "Drano". 

I collected Ellie from football and took her home. She had enjoyed the athletics meet this morning, coming 7th in the 400m, 3rd in the sprint, 2nd in the throwing and the long jump. We're very proud of her and are already looking for a display cabinet for her future trophies and medals!  

I wandered back home, then settled in for the evening.

Premium Bonds

 I was up and about soon after six. I was delighted to find that Jasper had left me a foul-smelling package in his litter tray. This required immediate attention if I planned to breathe through my nose over the next hour. Having sorted out this early morning gift and sprayed the downstairs with copious amounts of air freshener, I finally settled down with a coffee.

We walked to Zoe's and collected Ellie for the stroll to school. Leaving her as she charged into the classroom, we both went home. There was no early morning walk as it was pouring with rain, but it was scheduled to stop mid-morning. I decided to wait. After some breakfast, I attacked the pile of shirts that required ironing and then, with the weather dry and breezy, set out on my walk. My second coffee of the morning called an early end to the walk, but I had been out for an hour.

Diane has been having trouble logging on to the site where she buys Premium Bonds for Ellie. We tried to resolve this a while back, but we were unsuccessful. I decided this was not going to be a problem any longer. I set up a separate user account for her on my MacBook, and using that account, we logged on to NS&I correctly (the issue, it appeared, was the expectation of her user name being in capital letters, not mixed case). Anyway, the problem is now resolved, and a backlog of payments has been paid into Ellie's savings account.

We had some Kindle time after lunch, before collecting Ellie from school. Having taken her home, we returned home for a quiet hour before I had to take Ellie to football training with the boys of Sussex Rangers. Again, she did well, but didn't get stuck in quite as much as she did on Saturday. It will come as her confidence increases and she realises that she is just as quick as the boys. I must say that by 19:00, when the training finished, I was beginning to feel quite chilly, and even Ellie was complaining of the cold.

Oops, we did it again

 I wasn't sure whether Ellie was being dropped off or not. I got up at 6:30, just in case. From then on, the usual playbook unfolded - other than the fact she wasn't being dropped off. We walked around to Zoe's and took Ellie to school. She was quite excited as they had a chap coming to teach them about cricket today. We left her as the classroom door opened, and Di headed home while I started my walk.

I have started a new audiobook, the 4th in a series of mysteries taking place in Venice. The previous books were narrated by Richard Armitage, but this has a different narrator; I was disappointed. It's not that he wasn't a good choice; it was more the case that I associate the stories with Richard Armitage. Anyway, the first hour or so of the book has been excellent.

After some breakfast, I got on with some admin and some domestic chores while Di was ironing. She received a message saying that she had a parking charge violation that she hadn't paid. It was concerning, so she showed me. I did a bit of digging and became suspicious. The alleged date was the last Bank Holiday, when we had just returned from our river cruise and stayed at home (other than collecting Jasper), it gave no hint as to where the alleged offence took place, and it didn't display our registration number. It did, however, have some very convincing web pages that looked exactly like some of the gov.uk pages. The smell test told me this was a scam. The message was deleted.

After lunch, Kim dropped in. She had delivered a presentation at the University this morning, and was feeling relieved that it was over (and fairly pleased with the way it went). We sat and chatted for a couple of hours until she had to leave for a hospital appointment.

While this was going on, and after consultation with Jane, Trevor, and Di, I accidentally booked another river cruise for this time next year. This one starts in Mainz and works its way downriver to Rotterdam. It should be fun as we will be on the same ship as this year (and, indeed, in the same cabins).

Chichester

 I was up at my usual time. Jasper had woken us, so I offered to bring Di a cup of tea and then leave her to get up when she felt like it. This was acknowledged as a good idea, and so, a gentle morning began. 

Once we were both up and behaving like functioning adults, we climbed into the car and headed for Chichester. The idea was to do some shopping, stroll around for a bit, and maybe grab some lunch if anything took our fancy. There was a car boot sale in progress at the Cattle Market Car Park. We already had a car boot, so we ignored it and strolled into the city. There was a bit of a buzz today. There were some street markets, and they were preparing for a gathering of motorcycles for the Distinguished Gentlemen's ride. We were too early to see this, but we certainly heard it later on.

After some shopping, we diverted from the main streets and took a stroll around the Bishop's Palace Gardens. It was pleasantly warm, and fleeting changes in colour as the clouds scudded across the sky made for a very beautiful interlude.

We walked back into the city and went to look at a new food hall, "Ghost at the Feast", which hosts a number of different food vendors. It wasn't really suited to a Sunday lunch, but would certainly warrant a return trip at some stage.

In the end, we dropped into "The Ivy" and settled down for brunch. Di had some sourdough bread, and followed up with Eggs Royale; I had some crispy salt and pepper squid, followed by Eggs Benedict. It was very good and very satisfying. We certainly didn't need to eat again today.

Once home, after a bit of a clear-up after Jasper, we settled in the Orangery with our Kindles for the afternoon. We also took the opportunity to look at options for a river cruise next spring. We will discuss the various options with Jane and Trevor when we meet for lunch on Wednesday.

Training Day

 I was up at my normal time. There was no reason for an early start, but my body clock intervened, and I was downstairs drinking coffee well before seven. I worked through the overnight emails, the news, and the social media before Diane stirred. I showered, dressed, made some breakfast and then prepared for my call with the cousins. There were several cousins missing, but we still had a quorum. We had a good chat covering various aspects of the geo-political situation, the passing out of Maggie's grandson at Plymouth, and were just about to talk about the family history book when the Zoom call expired.

I changed my footwear and put on a jacket (needlessly) and headed for the training ground where Ellie was doing her football training with the boys. She has already improved. She has more confidence and is getting involved. The coaches were very supportive, and it was clear that they boosted her confidence. She is the only girl in the team, but she is starting to hold her own. (She's certainly as quick as any of the boys). It was clear that she really put in the effort, and it was plain to see that she was quite flushed from the exertion by the end of the session. Unfortunately, she will miss next Saturday's training  (as she is going away with a friend), but she should be there on Tuesday.

Once I was back home, I cracked on with some admin that filled the remainder of the morning. I grabbed some lunch, and then Di and I retired to the Orangery with our Kindles for the afternoon.

Upper Sixth

 The early part of the morning followed the usual pattern. Maybe the only variation was that I dressed up a little more than usual... and dug out my school Alumni tie (which I didn't end up wearing). We walked across to Zoe's and collected Ellie for the walk to school.

Once home (there was no walk today), I gathered my things and climbed into the car for the drive up to St Albans, and my old school. The roads were wonderfully benign, and there were no delays as I cruised along the A27, A3, and even the M25. Trips like that can lull you into a false sense of euphoria. I arrived at St Columba's College at 11:00. It had taken me 2 hours for the 100-mile trip. As I walked out of the car park, passing one of the technology blocks, I was greeted by the head of the sixth form and taken in to meet some of the 47 other speakers, grab a Danish, and a cup of coffee.

We had been invited to speak at an "Inspiration Day" for the sixth form students. We represented a wide spectrum of careers and industries, and the students could pick and choose. Some sessions had 10 attendees, others only a single interested student. I had two students in my session, "At the Codeface", which talked about the trajectory that my career took and what was interesting and stimulating about such a career. I also touched on the impact of AI, containerisation, outsourcing, and cloud computing.

It seemed to go down well, but the time flew by. After the talk, there was a buffet lunch for the speakers and students, and I got the opportunity to chat with a number of students who hadn't been at my talk. The questions they asked were insightful and made me think about changes I would make to the presentation should I have to deliver it again.

I said my goodbyes and got back on the road at 14:00. This morning's travel euphoria soon wore off as Google announced various delays... 19 minutes, 9 minutes, 6 minutes, and so it continued. This morning's 2 hours turned into 3 hours by the time I approached home. A glass of rum and a glass of Doom Bar were the perfect antidote.

Health

 I was up soon after six. Ellie was being dropped off at 6:30, but I had woken early and decided a coffee would kick-start the day. E~llie burst into the house and, after a cuddle, went upstairs to torment Nana. The next hour or so followed the time-honoured pattern, and we walked Ellie to school as usual. Di headed home, and I set off on my walk. The sun was shining, but some angry clouds were gathering. By the time I started on my third lap, I was concerned that I would get wet, but fortunately, the rain held off.

Once home, I found that we were boxed in by tradesmen's vans. Di had already asked them to move one, but it wasn't until I got home that they condescended to get out of the way. 

After some breakfast, we finished the shopping list and headed to Sainsbury's. Zoe, incidentally, has now invoked the private medical cover that she gets through work. She immediately got a Zoom consultation, and the Consultant has ordered an MRI. We are just waiting for a date. At least things are moving.

The Sainsbury's trip (and stop at M&S and B&Q) took a while, so no sooner were we home than we had to grab some lunch before going to collect Ellie for her weekly appointment in Chichester. We dropped her off, then went for a coffee where Di read her Kindle, and I reviewed my slides for tomorrow's Inspiration Day at St Columba's. While we were drinking our coffee, Di received a call from The Nuffield to set up the first of a series of appointments to get her ready for the knee replacement. It is amazing how quickly this works once you are in the system.

Spring Lunch - Attrition

Ellie had slept here overnight, so there was no need to get up for 6:30. We all got up and got ready at a leisurely pace, then walked Ellie to school. Di then gave me a lift to the station, and I grabbed the 09:26 to Victoria. 

I had arranged the spring lunch for the Band of Brothers. This was booked for The Betjeman Arms at St Pancras. Originally, I booked a table for 7. At one stage, the attendee list grew to 8, but I held my nerve with a booking for 7. In the last 24 hours, Charlie has had to drop out because of a hospital appointment.. While I was on the train, I had two further drop-outs due to health issues. I suggested on WhatsApp that I could change the venue to a phone booth, as the numbers dropped.

I arrived at Victoria and dropped down to the tube, taking the Victoria line to St Pancras. In our carriage, we had the usual entertainment of a "Peace and Love" preacher shouting his philosophy, then breaking into a tap dance every so often. In true English style, nobody batted an eyelid. He gave up and moved to another carriage at the next stop. Arriving at St Pancras, I walked through the various walkways and tunnels to get to the mainline station. I was 45 minutes early, so I had a slow wander around before presenting myself at the Betjeman Arms.

Andrew Mower arrived soon after I sat down, then Brian, and finally, Mike. We then sat and chatted for a couple of hours over lunch and some beers. We talked about everything from holidays to health and our families. In between, we had the usual school reminisces and general life updates. It was a lovely couple of hours (with some very good food).

As we left, I looked out of the windows and guessed there was a quicker way back to the tube. Sure enough, I walked out of the nearest exit, crossed the road, and dropped straight down to the platform. It was so much quicker and saved about 10 minutes of weaving through the walkways. I was soon back at Victoria and managed to get on the 16:05 train back to Bognor Regis, where Di was waiting in the car to drive me home. (It's lovely having such an accommodating chauffeuse.)

Training

 A normal start to the day. The sun was up, but it had been cold overnight. There were some overnight automated tasks that I had scheduled, and they didn't work. This meant a little bit of debugging with my morning coffee. I think I have cracked it, and will test again overnight tonight.

We walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school, only to hear that she had left her cardigan in the park last night. Grandpa turned around and headed for the park. The cardigan was hanging in the fence (so it hadn't got wet or damp), and it was soon on its way back to Zoe's to be hung up ready for use. We dropped Ellie at school, then went back home for breakfast. There was no walk this morning as I had a load of minor activities to complete.

Di drove to Yapton to see Ian and Trudy (who used to be our next-door neighbours). A parcel had been delivered for them, so we said we would drop it in. I left Di to it.

After lunch, we had some Kindle time until we had to collect Ellie. We took her home to Zoe, but Ellie has decided she wants to sleep at our house tonight, rather than get up early in the morning. 

Ellie had dinner with Zoe, but came to us afterwards, and I walked with her and Oscar to the football training session. 

She is the only girl in the group, but she seemed to enjoy it and certainly participated throughout the hour. They had various ball skills exercises and team exercises. She seemed to enjoy it and did well. She is asking to carry on for now.

The session finished at 19:00, and we headed home. As I write this, she is upstairs having a bath and getting ready for bed.

Knees Up

A certain degree of normality returned this morning. I had the alarm set for 6:30, and ten minutes later, Zoe arrived with Ellie.  She obviously went straight upstairs to get into bed with Nana. We soon clicked into the old pattern of activity and were ready to walk Ellie to school at 8:30.

Di headed home, and I went for my morning walk. It was very chilly to start with, but I soon warmed up. Once home, I grabbed some breakfast and then spent a morning doing some admin and refactoring several parts of my financial spreadsheet.

Di, meanwhile, was getting her information together for an afternoon appointment at the hospital. We drove to the Nuffield and were seen by a charming Consultant. He reviewed Di's description of the problem and her previous medical background. Then he showed her X-Rays and explained what was visible. He talked through the options, and she decided that the full knee replacement was the sensible option. That's it. The die is cast. We just have to wait for a date, but that is likely to be 2-3 months hence.

After some Kindle time, I left Di to rest while I went to collect Ellie from Athletics. It appears she has a "meet" on Wednesday afternoon, but we have no real details yet.

Rain and Drizzle

I was up soon after seven (another lazy start). Though it was grey, it was dry, but that was not destined to last. By the time Diane came down for breakfast, the rain and drizzle had started and lasted most of the day.

I didn't have any firm plans for the day, but decided that I would spend some time filing the photos from the holiday. This wasn't so much a filing exercise as a cross-referencing task. I went through 471 photos and processed the facial recognition. The computer identified the faces, and in many cases allocated the correct names. This, however, is a job that requires a human eye to ensure everything is correct. It took several hours in all, but it was very satisfying to complete the job.

Though I sent the presentation off to St Columba's yesterday, I ran through the slides again. I will probably do this several more times throughout the week.

I heard from cousin Paul this afternoon. He is coming to London in June on his way through to Poland. We have arranged to meet up for lunch while he is here. We also hope to hear more about Laura and the fact that she has a baby due in November.  The family must be very excited.

GPS

I managed another lay-in. It was nearly seven before I stumbled to the kitchen and made some coffee. There was no hurry. The day started with the usual reading, and when Di emerged, I went to shower and prepare for my morning call with the cousins.

We had a couple of absentees this week, but the call was fun. We heard about Tim's holiday in Calahonda, and the trials and tribulations of the Australian contingent as they drain their pools for the coming winter. (There was very little sympathy expressed by the gallery.)

I went to Zoe's. She has recently switched to EE for her mobile phone, broadband, and TV. She hasn't, however, installed the equipment. I went to help out. The new Smart Hub 7 installed very easily, then it was a matter of reconnecting and testing everything. The WiFi Mesh was soon active, but the security system took a little bit longer. We reset each device, and they burst into life. Finally, we installed the EE TV mini box. This took longer than everything else. Not because it was difficult, but because we had to type in the 96-letter password using a TV remote and an on-screen keyboard. (Ok, it may not have been 96 letters - but it seemed like it.) It finally burst into life and gave Zoe a quick breakdown of how it works. With everybody happy, I headed back home.

Last night, I sent an email to the Cat Whisperer to ask if he had any availability during the summer months. This morning, he responded with a few dates, so I immediately booked Jasper for a week in August. I'm not sure whether we'll do anything, but at least Jasper gets a holiday. We are a little constrained until Diane has seen the Consultant on Monday, regarding a knee replacement. We don't know when it is likely to be done or the recovery time. Once we know, we may book several days away.

I had problems during our river cruise with the software that adds GPS tags to the photos from my camera. I spent a while this afternoon trying to get to the bottom of this. Well, I did, and I didn't. I managed to apply all the GPS tags to the photos... but never worked out why it didn't work while we were away.

Disrupted

Firstly, I should point out that I had a brilliant night's sleep. Indeed, it was halfway through the morning, at 06:45, that I awoke and leapt into action. Being so late, I got washed and dressed immediately before joining Diane downstairs.

Normally, we would walk to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school. Today, I left that to Diane. I had to wait for the chap to arrive and take the car away to be valeted. He ended up being delayed by some early morning light rain (though it doesn't affect the washing of the car, he does try to ensure the upholstery doesn't get wet. The car was taken at 09:00. I had a short walk before returning for some serious admin. Diane, meanwhile, headed off to the local community centre for her cardiac rehab session.

Once she was home, Di spent several hours sorting the wardrobes and the sealed packs of summer clothes. I stayed well clear. I didn't want to end up in a vacuum bag stuffed under the bed.

We had some Kindle time after lunch and went to collect Ellie from her dance class at the appropriate hour. She was very pleased to have been presented with the "Star of the Week" for Maths. I will have to laminate this award for her to go with all of the others.

Why?

 My day started when, at 05:00, I decided that I was wide awake and beginning to fidget. I can't even blame it on Jasper, who had remained silent throughout the night. I snuck downstairs, made a coffee and read the overnight news and the social media. A couple of hours later, Di emerged seeking a life-affirming cup of tea.

We walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school. Again, she was in a buoyant and happy frame of mind, which set the foundation for the day. We dropped her off at the school, and both headed home. There was no walk for me this morning. I had admin and chores to clear, and Di had a hair appointment scheduled.

Soon after Di left, Lottie turned up. As usual, she was chatty (and great fun). That, however, was not letting me finish my presentation for the school "Inspiration Day". I managed to squirrel myself away and go back through the slides. I think it is finished. I will sleep on it tonight, then dispatch it to St Columba's in the morning.

Di had confirmation of her appointment with the knee specialist for Monday. So that is now nailed in the calendar.

We had to collect Ellie from school an hour earlier than usual. She has special dispensation to finish early on Thursday during the Athletics Season so that she can attend her weekly appointment that would otherwise clash with the athletics training on Mondays. The advantage this gives us is that, while we miss Kindle time, we also miss rush hour.

Stretching my legs

 We had a disturbed night. Jasper seemed intent on practising his chants in preparation for the World Cup. Several times during the night, Diane had to tell him to shut up. The last time was just before 06:00, by which time I had given up, and I went downstairs for some coffee. At the appropriate hour, we both walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school. She seemed to be in a particularly buoyant mood this morning - and that always lifts the day. We dropped Ellie at school, and as Di went home, I set off on my first walk since we returned from Germany. It was a lovely, bright, sunny morning and an absolute pleasure to be out and about. It took me a few minutes to re-sync my brain with the audiobook I had been listening to before the holiday, but I was soon back in the swing of things.

After some breakfast and another coffee, we headed for Sainsbury's. As Di has a hair appointment on Thursday, we thought we would take a risk and shop today instead. As far as we can tell, we did no damage to the fabric of the Universe with our brazen disregard for standard operating procedures.

I had a bit of a blitz cleaning the inside of the car. It is astonishing how stuff accumulates in the various trays and cubby holes. It was an interesting archaeological exercise, and I was surprised by how much I found and how old some of it was (in some cases, it had followed us from previous cars).

I met our new neighbour while I was fiddling about. She seems quite delightful. She has moved into the area from Bournemouth and is currently having some work done around the house, and has a conservatory planned. I gave her a welcome bottle of wine, just to be neighbourly.

We had some Kindle time during the afternoon, then went to collect Ellie from football. We took her home, where Zoe was chatting to the chap who owns the local car valeting company. Still on a roll from my earlier archaeological trawl through the car, I booked an appointment for him to valet the car. I'm not quite sure what came over me.

(My cold is a lot better, but I have a residual cough that is driving me mad, and I have no doubt that it's driving Di mad also.)

Improving

 Despite the cold I have been fighting, I slept really well last night. I was even able to have a lie-in, not rising until 6:45. I was feeling better than yesterday, but decided to forego my morning walk. We did, however, walk to Zooe's to collect Ellie and take her to school. Zoe is actually going to try to do a few hours of work in the store today. Let's hope she doesn't overdo it.

During the morning, Di took Jasper to the vet. She was gone for longer than usual. Apparently, it was very busy after the Bank Holiday. I got on with some domestic chores, then settled down with the accounts. I was pleased that our energy provider has reduced our monthly direct debit by £40. The only "unknown" is the charge from "Muddy Boots", who sorted out the irrigation last week. I'm sure they'll make contact in the next day or so.

We had a few things to sort out after lunch, so we didn't manage any Kindle time.

We've just finished a very disappointing dinner of pork loin steaks and salad. The salad was fine - even I can't mess that up - but the pork loin steak was like a chunk of old leather. It's a shame, because I have a crib sheet that tells me the ideal time and temperature for these steaks, and this is the first time it has been proven inadequate.

Rough

I had a very poor night’s sleep and have woken up with a gravelly throat and voice that would make Barry White sound like Tiny Tim. I was up at 6:16 and sat quietly with my coffee until Di came down at 8:00.

I started on some post-vacation admin, which kept me going until we had to leave to collect Jasper from the cat whisperer. As usual, he has been well cared for, and with last Friday being his birthday, Mark even gave him some presents (though no cake). Jasper was very vocal during the drive home, and as soon as he leapt from his carrier, he went to his bowl and tucked into the food we had put down.

With Jasper home, Di continued to wade through the pile of laundry from the holiday. I went to Sainsbury’s to get some fresh fruit to last us until we do a proper shopping trip on Thursday.

The afternoon saw us enjoying the warmth in the Orangery while pretending to read our Kindles. In my case, I didn’t bother; my head felt as if it were full of cotton wool and concentration on a book was not feasible.

Returning

Some guests had a very early start to the day. We were lucky and needed to have our bags outside our cabin by 8:15 and be ready to leave at 9:15. I had woken early, and this meant it was no trouble for us. We went down to breakfast to say farewell to Shakilah and Nina, who had looked after us so well throughout the week. 

We gathered in the lounge to await the coach. We were whisked across country to Frankfurt and had a trouble-free check-in for our flight. We grabbed a bite to eat while we waited to be called. The plane was loaded quickly, and we were able to depart on time. We had a very smooth flight, landing 40 minutes early. Heathrow Terminal 2 was a slick operation, and we were out with our driver within 30 minutes of landing.

We had a comfortable ride back home, arriving at 16:30. Within a few minutes, Zoe had spotted we were home, so came to see us, and Ellie soon followed. Unpacking is virtually complete.

Looking back over the week, I must conclude that the Moselle is a stunningly beautiful river with some fairytale towns and castles. River cruising is wonderfully relaxing. The boat is so smooth that you don't feel as if you are in motion, but rather that the world is moving past you. We met some lovely people on the cruise; others, however, were "meh!" They didn't trouble us, except as the source of jokes.

We were delighted, on our return, to find that Hannah and Ewan had been good to their word and had laid the replacement irrigation pipes for the back garden and extended them to the front. What's more, they have done an excellent job and hidden all the pipework.

Koblenz

Overnight, we had moored in Wittingen, but in the early hours, the ship moved downriver towards Koblenz at the confluence of the Moselle and the Rhine. (The name Koblenz comes from the Latin Confluentes). We had slept well but were up early to get some breakfast before today’s excursions. The forecast for the day was 24-26 C and some cloud with a possibility of some rain this evening.

Jane, Tevor and I had a long excursion around the town and up to the fortress. Di had a leisurely excursion planned later in the morning. Our long excursion left at 09:30, and we were taken through the various squares, streets, and alleyways of the town, hearing the history and significance of each location as we passed. 

Our guide, Siggy, was very knowledgeable and had a perfect command of English. He kept up the commentary throughout the three hours. We saw parts of the old Roman walls, squares dominated by Jesuit colleges, squares celebrating the town’s history, and, of course, promenades along the Moselle and Rhine riverbanks. 

As we passed German Corner (where there is a huge mounted statue of Kaiser Wilhelm), we passed Diane’s tour coming in the opposite direction. 

By this time, we were on our way to the cable car. We hopped into the pods and were whisked high above the Rhine to the Ehrenbreitstein Fortress high above the city. 

The Ehrenbreitstein Fortress is the second-largest fortress in Europe (after Gibraltar). Siggy explained the layout and the defensive structures that should make it impregnable, but in reality, it was never attacked and became redundant with the advent of breech-loading cannon that could pound it from a range of 2000 metres.

I left Jane and Trevor up in the fortress and made my way back to the ship, where Di and I had a quiet lunch and a glass of wine. We then went back out for another walk. During this morning’s tour, Siggy pointed out an ice cream shop which was regarded as the best in Koblenz. We found our way through the streets and joined a queue to get some ice cream. The queue stretched about 50m up the street by the Cathedral, and moved slowly towards the huge selection of types and flavours of ice cream, yoghurts, and gelato. We chose well and sat in the shop working our way through their mid-sized ice cream tubs. From there, we looped down to the Moselle and made our way back via German Corner to the ship.

We had a quiet afternoon in our cabin. I was trying to check in online for tomorrow’s flight (unsuccessfully). It appears that Lufthansa’s website is playing up. I managed to get checked in my aski our tour director to try. He was also having problems, but finally succeeded. I also managed to do the bulk of my packing.

We met up in the lounge for a drink before dinner, then went down for our farewell feast. 

Traben-Trarbach

A new day and a new port. 

We had moved overnight, and by the time we woke up, we were alongside in Traben-Trarbach. It was a lovely, bright morning, but there was a residual chill in the morning breeze. We had an early breakfast because our tour was due to start at 9:30. We left the ship and were allocated to one of four guides. Ours was a lady of middle age with a wicked sense of humour. She kept up a running commentary as she walked us through the twin towns (one on each side of the river).

This twin town flourished at a narrow bend in the river, the two sides being linked by a bridge since 1898. It became so affluent that it was regarded as the richest place on the Moselle for nearly 200 years. Like so many towns along the river, its history dates back to Celtic and Roman times, as evidenced by the many archaeological finds made in the region. From the 1300s, the Grevenberg Castle, overlooking the town, served as the seat of government until it was destroyed by French troops. Many of the newer buildings in the town were built with a strong Art Deco influence. It was the first town in Germany to introduce electric street lights, and Goethe famously stayed there in 1792.

It was a leisurely tour, and finished as we approached the boat, and the guide got a fit of the giggles. Jane, Trevor, Di and I walked back to the square and found a coffee shop, then sat in the square nursing our caffeine fixes. It is worth noting that today was May Day; as such, it is a public holiday, so very few places were open, and even our coffee shop was scheduled to close at 11:00. Di and I returned to the ship while Jane and Trevor went to explore the churches above the square.

The boat set sail again at lunchtime. We have a long trip all the way to Wittingen (near Koblenz), and are not expected to arrive until late evening. That’s fine. It gave us a chance to sit up on deck in the sunshine and read our books while the world drifted silently by.

There was a "Disembarkation" talk, mid-afternoon. This was a briefing regarding what would happen on Sunday morning. It seemed to be well thought out and very clearly explained for the hard of thinking. 

At the end of the afternoon, we had the farewell event, where all of the staff were introduced to the passengers. It's always nice to see the people who are beavering away behind the scenes and get a chance to say "Thanks". The Chefs and Waiting Staff always get the biggest cheers, and today was no exception. After the farewell, we went down to dinner. (Di had Filet Mignon, while I enjoyed sole in a Madras sauce).

After dinner, we returned to the lounge for an evening of entertainment from Glen Williams. He used to be a member of the 70s pop band "Sweet" but now has an incredibly wide repertoire of songs and tunes from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. He interspersed the songs with some very funny "Dad jokes" which elicited groans and laughter. He was really very funny, and it was a brilliant evening.