Scam

I was up at my normal time. It was already a warm and beautiful morning. Jasper was asleep on a sofa in the Orangery, but stirred when I fired up the coffee machine. At 8:20, we wandered to Zoe's to collect Ellie. She was full of the joys of Spring as it was the last day before the half-term and she was going away with her friend Lilly for the weekend.

We dropped her off at the classroom door, and Di went home while I set off for my morning walk. It really was very warm, and the walk was most enjoyable. On the second loop of my usual course, Di passed me in the car on her way to Cardia Rehab. I completed my walk and settled down for breakfast. Di returned just as I was finishing.

Zoe was due at Goring Hall Hospital for an MRI. I went along to pick her up and drive her across to Goring. We arrived in plenty of time so that she could complete all of the paperwork. The appointments were running a bit late, but we didn't have to wait for too long. I managed to finish another book while she was being processed. Once the imaging was done, we returned to the car and made our way home. I dropped her off, then went home for some lunch and a quiet afternoon in the Orangery.

We collected Ellie from the after-school dance class and took her home. She had a nicely laminated award for her participation in the athletics meet on Wednesday. Bartons School came 3rd out of 15, so it did really well. Back home, Ellie would wait for Pete to collect her and take her back to Lilly's in Angmering. Then they were off to Hastings.

During the afternoon, I received a message:

BARCLAYS: We've placed a hold on a payment of £xxx.xx to HSBC account ending in NNNN. If this was you reply, Y, and your payment will be processed. If you did not make this transaction, please call us on 020 nnnn nnnn

At first, I was concerned. Had someone tried to spend money on my account? Should I call the number? Then a cooler head took over. 

• Don't call the number given, look up the number, 
• and then, do I have a BARCLAYS account? No. 
• Should I panic? No. 

I left it as a reminder to myself that thieving trolls will try any trick they can to steal information, and subsequently money. There seems to be a concerted campaign at the moment, and I would bet that many people get caught.

Charger

 I was up early to greet Ellie as she was dropped off at 6:35. It was around 6:35 when I got a message from Zoe that she had overslept and would be late. At least I didn't have to panic. Ellie was duly dropped off, and Zoe disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

We took Ellie to school and then came home for breakfast. We had received notification that Di's meds were ready to be collected from the Chemist's, so I deferred my walk until later, intending to collect the meds then.

There was some early morning admin after breakfast, and then I crafted the week's shopping list. We timed it badly this morning. The Zombies were obviously away on holiday, but we had a bus-load of utter morons turn up instead. What a joy! Nevertheless, we got the shopping done fairly quickly and soon had it packed away at home.

As lunchtime approached, I went for my walk and collected Di's meds on the way through. The temperature had really climbed compared with yesterday. I suspect I will need a sun hat tomorrow, as it is forecast to get hotter still over the weekend.

After lunch, we collected Ellie and took her to Chichester for her weekly appointment. We sat in the sunshine, outside a cafe, and enjoyed a coffee and a slice of cake while waiting. When the appointment was over, we took Ellie home and then came home ourselves.

Currently (you see what I did there?), there seems to be some confusion between the EV Charger apps. There is an app on the car, an app from the Electricity supplier, and an app from the charger manufacturer. The Energy supplier suggests I use theirs to ensure I get the best tariff. This, however, seems to get confused because of the app from the charger manufacturer. I phoned the helpline, and after a lot of discussion, the specialist decided he couldn't help and has escalated the problem. I now await a call from their 2nd-level engineer. We'll see what happens.

Lunch

 I had a gentle start to the day. I was up before seven, but had woken in my own time. We wandered around to Zoe's in time for the school run, walking Ellie to the classroom, as usual. She had a 4-way athletics meet this morning and was looking forward to that.

We headed home for breakfast and to prepare for our lunch trip. We were meeting up with Jane and Trevor at "The Refectory", near Godalming. Mid-morning, we set off, taking a brief diversion to drop some papers off at the Vet's. Our new car whizzed us silently over the Downs, up through Petworth and on. We pulled into the car park just before midday, and after a comfort break, settled down for a coffee with Jane and Trevor. This is when I admitted we had a new car, and we then spent a while talking through the whys and wherefors.

We had a lovely lunch, as usual. Diane had a coronation chicken, while I had a Malaysian seafood curry. We chatted for a couple of hours, discussing the recently booked river cruise for next year and possible ocean cruises for 2028. This latter subject will require further thought and research. We also covered all of the usual family news.

After a "show and tell" on the new car, we said our goodbyes and hit the road. It was only as we got down towards Chichester that I realised that there must have been something in the curry that didn't quite agree with me. I felt decidedly gripy. By the time we got home, I realised that it was having much the same effect as "Drano". 

I collected Ellie from football and took her home. She had enjoyed the athletics meet this morning, coming 7th in the 400m, 3rd in the sprint, 2nd in the throwing and the long jump. We're very proud of her and are already looking for a display cabinet for her future trophies and medals!  

I wandered back home, then settled in for the evening.

Premium Bonds

 I was up and about soon after six. I was delighted to find that Jasper had left me a foul-smelling package in his litter tray. This required immediate attention if I planned to breathe through my nose over the next hour. Having sorted out this early morning gift and sprayed the downstairs with copious amounts of air freshener, I finally settled down with a coffee.

We walked to Zoe's and collected Ellie for the stroll to school. Leaving her as she charged into the classroom, we both went home. There was no early morning walk as it was pouring with rain, but it was scheduled to stop mid-morning. I decided to wait. After some breakfast, I attacked the pile of shirts that required ironing and then, with the weather dry and breezy, set out on my walk. My second coffee of the morning called an early end to the walk, but I had been out for an hour.

Diane has been having trouble logging on to the site where she buys Premium Bonds for Ellie. We tried to resolve this a while back, but we were unsuccessful. I decided this was not going to be a problem any longer. I set up a separate user account for her on my MacBook, and using that account, we logged on to NS&I correctly (the issue, it appeared, was the expectation of her user name being in capital letters, not mixed case). Anyway, the problem is now resolved, and a backlog of payments has been paid into Ellie's savings account.

We had some Kindle time after lunch, before collecting Ellie from school. Having taken her home, we returned home for a quiet hour before I had to take Ellie to football training with the boys of Sussex Rangers. Again, she did well, but didn't get stuck in quite as much as she did on Saturday. It will come as her confidence increases and she realises that she is just as quick as the boys. I must say that by 19:00, when the training finished, I was beginning to feel quite chilly, and even Ellie was complaining of the cold.

Oops, we did it again

 I wasn't sure whether Ellie was being dropped off or not. I got up at 6:30, just in case. From then on, the usual playbook unfolded - other than the fact she wasn't being dropped off. We walked around to Zoe's and took Ellie to school. She was quite excited as they had a chap coming to teach them about cricket today. We left her as the classroom door opened, and Di headed home while I started my walk.

I have started a new audiobook, the 4th in a series of mysteries taking place in Venice. The previous books were narrated by Richard Armitage, but this has a different narrator; I was disappointed. It's not that he wasn't a good choice; it was more the case that I associate the stories with Richard Armitage. Anyway, the first hour or so of the book has been excellent.

After some breakfast, I got on with some admin and some domestic chores while Di was ironing. She received a message saying that she had a parking charge violation that she hadn't paid. It was concerning, so she showed me. I did a bit of digging and became suspicious. The alleged date was the last Bank Holiday, when we had just returned from our river cruise and stayed at home (other than collecting Jasper), it gave no hint as to where the alleged offence took place, and it didn't display our registration number. It did, however, have some very convincing web pages that looked exactly like some of the gov.uk pages. The smell test told me this was a scam. The message was deleted.

After lunch, Kim dropped in. She had delivered a presentation at the University this morning, and was feeling relieved that it was over (and fairly pleased with the way it went). We sat and chatted for a couple of hours until she had to leave for a hospital appointment.

While this was going on, and after consultation with Jane, Trevor, and Di, I accidentally booked another river cruise for this time next year. This one starts in Mainz and works its way downriver to Rotterdam. It should be fun as we will be on the same ship as this year (and, indeed, in the same cabins).

Chichester

 I was up at my usual time. Jasper had woken us, so I offered to bring Di a cup of tea and then leave her to get up when she felt like it. This was acknowledged as a good idea, and so, a gentle morning began. 

Once we were both up and behaving like functioning adults, we climbed into the car and headed for Chichester. The idea was to do some shopping, stroll around for a bit, and maybe grab some lunch if anything took our fancy. There was a car boot sale in progress at the Cattle Market Car Park. We already had a car boot, so we ignored it and strolled into the city. There was a bit of a buzz today. There were some street markets, and they were preparing for a gathering of motorcycles for the Distinguished Gentlemen's ride. We were too early to see this, but we certainly heard it later on.

After some shopping, we diverted from the main streets and took a stroll around the Bishop's Palace Gardens. It was pleasantly warm, and fleeting changes in colour as the clouds scudded across the sky made for a very beautiful interlude.

We walked back into the city and went to look at a new food hall, "Ghost at the Feast", which hosts a number of different food vendors. It wasn't really suited to a Sunday lunch, but would certainly warrant a return trip at some stage.

In the end, we dropped into "The Ivy" and settled down for brunch. Di had some sourdough bread, and followed up with Eggs Royale; I had some crispy salt and pepper squid, followed by Eggs Benedict. It was very good and very satisfying. We certainly didn't need to eat again today.

Once home, after a bit of a clear-up after Jasper, we settled in the Orangery with our Kindles for the afternoon. We also took the opportunity to look at options for a river cruise next spring. We will discuss the various options with Jane and Trevor when we meet for lunch on Wednesday.

Training Day

 I was up at my normal time. There was no reason for an early start, but my body clock intervened, and I was downstairs drinking coffee well before seven. I worked through the overnight emails, the news, and the social media before Diane stirred. I showered, dressed, made some breakfast and then prepared for my call with the cousins. There were several cousins missing, but we still had a quorum. We had a good chat covering various aspects of the geo-political situation, the passing out of Maggie's grandson at Plymouth, and were just about to talk about the family history book when the Zoom call expired.

I changed my footwear and put on a jacket (needlessly) and headed for the training ground where Ellie was doing her football training with the boys. She has already improved. She has more confidence and is getting involved. The coaches were very supportive, and it was clear that they boosted her confidence. She is the only girl in the team, but she is starting to hold her own. (She's certainly as quick as any of the boys). It was clear that she really put in the effort, and it was plain to see that she was quite flushed from the exertion by the end of the session. Unfortunately, she will miss next Saturday's training  (as she is going away with a friend), but she should be there on Tuesday.

Once I was back home, I cracked on with some admin that filled the remainder of the morning. I grabbed some lunch, and then Di and I retired to the Orangery with our Kindles for the afternoon.

Upper Sixth

 The early part of the morning followed the usual pattern. Maybe the only variation was that I dressed up a little more than usual... and dug out my school Alumni tie (which I didn't end up wearing). We walked across to Zoe's and collected Ellie for the walk to school.

Once home (there was no walk today), I gathered my things and climbed into the car for the drive up to St Albans, and my old school. The roads were wonderfully benign, and there were no delays as I cruised along the A27, A3, and even the M25. Trips like that can lull you into a false sense of euphoria. I arrived at St Columba's College at 11:00. It had taken me 2 hours for the 100-mile trip. As I walked out of the car park, passing one of the technology blocks, I was greeted by the head of the sixth form and taken in to meet some of the 47 other speakers, grab a Danish, and a cup of coffee.

We had been invited to speak at an "Inspiration Day" for the sixth form students. We represented a wide spectrum of careers and industries, and the students could pick and choose. Some sessions had 10 attendees, others only a single interested student. I had two students in my session, "At the Codeface", which talked about the trajectory that my career took and what was interesting and stimulating about such a career. I also touched on the impact of AI, containerisation, outsourcing, and cloud computing.

It seemed to go down well, but the time flew by. After the talk, there was a buffet lunch for the speakers and students, and I got the opportunity to chat with a number of students who hadn't been at my talk. The questions they asked were insightful and made me think about changes I would make to the presentation should I have to deliver it again.

I said my goodbyes and got back on the road at 14:00. This morning's travel euphoria soon wore off as Google announced various delays... 19 minutes, 9 minutes, 6 minutes, and so it continued. This morning's 2 hours turned into 3 hours by the time I approached home. A glass of rum and a glass of Doom Bar were the perfect antidote.

Health

 I was up soon after six. Ellie was being dropped off at 6:30, but I had woken early and decided a coffee would kick-start the day. E~llie burst into the house and, after a cuddle, went upstairs to torment Nana. The next hour or so followed the time-honoured pattern, and we walked Ellie to school as usual. Di headed home, and I set off on my walk. The sun was shining, but some angry clouds were gathering. By the time I started on my third lap, I was concerned that I would get wet, but fortunately, the rain held off.

Once home, I found that we were boxed in by tradesmen's vans. Di had already asked them to move one, but it wasn't until I got home that they condescended to get out of the way. 

After some breakfast, we finished the shopping list and headed to Sainsbury's. Zoe, incidentally, has now invoked the private medical cover that she gets through work. She immediately got a Zoom consultation, and the Consultant has ordered an MRI. We are just waiting for a date. At least things are moving.

The Sainsbury's trip (and stop at M&S and B&Q) took a while, so no sooner were we home than we had to grab some lunch before going to collect Ellie for her weekly appointment in Chichester. We dropped her off, then went for a coffee where Di read her Kindle, and I reviewed my slides for tomorrow's Inspiration Day at St Columba's. While we were drinking our coffee, Di received a call from The Nuffield to set up the first of a series of appointments to get her ready for the knee replacement. It is amazing how quickly this works once you are in the system.

Spring Lunch - Attrition

Ellie had slept here overnight, so there was no need to get up for 6:30. We all got up and got ready at a leisurely pace, then walked Ellie to school. Di then gave me a lift to the station, and I grabbed the 09:26 to Victoria. 

I had arranged the spring lunch for the Band of Brothers. This was booked for The Betjeman Arms at St Pancras. Originally, I booked a table for 7. At one stage, the attendee list grew to 8, but I held my nerve with a booking for 7. In the last 24 hours, Charlie has had to drop out because of a hospital appointment.. While I was on the train, I had two further drop-outs due to health issues. I suggested on WhatsApp that I could change the venue to a phone booth, as the numbers dropped.

I arrived at Victoria and dropped down to the tube, taking the Victoria line to St Pancras. In our carriage, we had the usual entertainment of a "Peace and Love" preacher shouting his philosophy, then breaking into a tap dance every so often. In true English style, nobody batted an eyelid. He gave up and moved to another carriage at the next stop. Arriving at St Pancras, I walked through the various walkways and tunnels to get to the mainline station. I was 45 minutes early, so I had a slow wander around before presenting myself at the Betjeman Arms.

Andrew Mower arrived soon after I sat down, then Brian, and finally, Mike. We then sat and chatted for a couple of hours over lunch and some beers. We talked about everything from holidays to health and our families. In between, we had the usual school reminisces and general life updates. It was a lovely couple of hours (with some very good food).

As we left, I looked out of the windows and guessed there was a quicker way back to the tube. Sure enough, I walked out of the nearest exit, crossed the road, and dropped straight down to the platform. It was so much quicker and saved about 10 minutes of weaving through the walkways. I was soon back at Victoria and managed to get on the 16:05 train back to Bognor Regis, where Di was waiting in the car to drive me home. (It's lovely having such an accommodating chauffeuse.)

Training

 A normal start to the day. The sun was up, but it had been cold overnight. There were some overnight automated tasks that I had scheduled, and they didn't work. This meant a little bit of debugging with my morning coffee. I think I have cracked it, and will test again overnight tonight.

We walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school, only to hear that she had left her cardigan in the park last night. Grandpa turned around and headed for the park. The cardigan was hanging in the fence (so it hadn't got wet or damp), and it was soon on its way back to Zoe's to be hung up ready for use. We dropped Ellie at school, then went back home for breakfast. There was no walk this morning as I had a load of minor activities to complete.

Di drove to Yapton to see Ian and Trudy (who used to be our next-door neighbours). A parcel had been delivered for them, so we said we would drop it in. I left Di to it.

After lunch, we had some Kindle time until we had to collect Ellie. We took her home to Zoe, but Ellie has decided she wants to sleep at our house tonight, rather than get up early in the morning. 

Ellie had dinner with Zoe, but came to us afterwards, and I walked with her and Oscar to the football training session. 

She is the only girl in the group, but she seemed to enjoy it and certainly participated throughout the hour. They had various ball skills exercises and team exercises. She seemed to enjoy it and did well. She is asking to carry on for now.

The session finished at 19:00, and we headed home. As I write this, she is upstairs having a bath and getting ready for bed.

Knees Up

A certain degree of normality returned this morning. I had the alarm set for 6:30, and ten minutes later, Zoe arrived with Ellie.  She obviously went straight upstairs to get into bed with Nana. We soon clicked into the old pattern of activity and were ready to walk Ellie to school at 8:30.

Di headed home, and I went for my morning walk. It was very chilly to start with, but I soon warmed up. Once home, I grabbed some breakfast and then spent a morning doing some admin and refactoring several parts of my financial spreadsheet.

Di, meanwhile, was getting her information together for an afternoon appointment at the hospital. We drove to the Nuffield and were seen by a charming Consultant. He reviewed Di's description of the problem and her previous medical background. Then he showed her X-Rays and explained what was visible. He talked through the options, and she decided that the full knee replacement was the sensible option. That's it. The die is cast. We just have to wait for a date, but that is likely to be 2-3 months hence.

After some Kindle time, I left Di to rest while I went to collect Ellie from Athletics. It appears she has a "meet" on Wednesday afternoon, but we have no real details yet.

Rain and Drizzle

I was up soon after seven (another lazy start). Though it was grey, it was dry, but that was not destined to last. By the time Diane came down for breakfast, the rain and drizzle had started and lasted most of the day.

I didn't have any firm plans for the day, but decided that I would spend some time filing the photos from the holiday. This wasn't so much a filing exercise as a cross-referencing task. I went through 471 photos and processed the facial recognition. The computer identified the faces, and in many cases allocated the correct names. This, however, is a job that requires a human eye to ensure everything is correct. It took several hours in all, but it was very satisfying to complete the job.

Though I sent the presentation off to St Columba's yesterday, I ran through the slides again. I will probably do this several more times throughout the week.

I heard from cousin Paul this afternoon. He is coming to London in June on his way through to Poland. We have arranged to meet up for lunch while he is here. We also hope to hear more about Laura and the fact that she has a baby due in November.  The family must be very excited.

GPS

I managed another lay-in. It was nearly seven before I stumbled to the kitchen and made some coffee. There was no hurry. The day started with the usual reading, and when Di emerged, I went to shower and prepare for my morning call with the cousins.

We had a couple of absentees this week, but the call was fun. We heard about Tim's holiday in Calahonda, and the trials and tribulations of the Australian contingent as they drain their pools for the coming winter. (There was very little sympathy expressed by the gallery.)

I went to Zoe's. She has recently switched to EE for her mobile phone, broadband, and TV. She hasn't, however, installed the equipment. I went to help out. The new Smart Hub 7 installed very easily, then it was a matter of reconnecting and testing everything. The WiFi Mesh was soon active, but the security system took a little bit longer. We reset each device, and they burst into life. Finally, we installed the EE TV mini box. This took longer than everything else. Not because it was difficult, but because we had to type in the 96-letter password using a TV remote and an on-screen keyboard. (Ok, it may not have been 96 letters - but it seemed like it.) It finally burst into life and gave Zoe a quick breakdown of how it works. With everybody happy, I headed back home.

Last night, I sent an email to the Cat Whisperer to ask if he had any availability during the summer months. This morning, he responded with a few dates, so I immediately booked Jasper for a week in August. I'm not sure whether we'll do anything, but at least Jasper gets a holiday. We are a little constrained until Diane has seen the Consultant on Monday, regarding a knee replacement. We don't know when it is likely to be done or the recovery time. Once we know, we may book several days away.

I had problems during our river cruise with the software that adds GPS tags to the photos from my camera. I spent a while this afternoon trying to get to the bottom of this. Well, I did, and I didn't. I managed to apply all the GPS tags to the photos... but never worked out why it didn't work while we were away.

Disrupted

Firstly, I should point out that I had a brilliant night's sleep. Indeed, it was halfway through the morning, at 06:45, that I awoke and leapt into action. Being so late, I got washed and dressed immediately before joining Diane downstairs.

Normally, we would walk to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school. Today, I left that to Diane. I had to wait for the chap to arrive and take the car away to be valeted. He ended up being delayed by some early morning light rain (though it doesn't affect the washing of the car, he does try to ensure the upholstery doesn't get wet. The car was taken at 09:00. I had a short walk before returning for some serious admin. Diane, meanwhile, headed off to the local community centre for her cardiac rehab session.

Once she was home, Di spent several hours sorting the wardrobes and the sealed packs of summer clothes. I stayed well clear. I didn't want to end up in a vacuum bag stuffed under the bed.

We had some Kindle time after lunch and went to collect Ellie from her dance class at the appropriate hour. She was very pleased to have been presented with the "Star of the Week" for Maths. I will have to laminate this award for her to go with all of the others.

Why?

 My day started when, at 05:00, I decided that I was wide awake and beginning to fidget. I can't even blame it on Jasper, who had remained silent throughout the night. I snuck downstairs, made a coffee and read the overnight news and the social media. A couple of hours later, Di emerged seeking a life-affirming cup of tea.

We walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school. Again, she was in a buoyant and happy frame of mind, which set the foundation for the day. We dropped her off at the school, and both headed home. There was no walk for me this morning. I had admin and chores to clear, and Di had a hair appointment scheduled.

Soon after Di left, Lottie turned up. As usual, she was chatty (and great fun). That, however, was not letting me finish my presentation for the school "Inspiration Day". I managed to squirrel myself away and go back through the slides. I think it is finished. I will sleep on it tonight, then dispatch it to St Columba's in the morning.

Di had confirmation of her appointment with the knee specialist for Monday. So that is now nailed in the calendar.

We had to collect Ellie from school an hour earlier than usual. She has special dispensation to finish early on Thursday during the Athletics Season so that she can attend her weekly appointment that would otherwise clash with the athletics training on Mondays. The advantage this gives us is that, while we miss Kindle time, we also miss rush hour.

Stretching my legs

 We had a disturbed night. Jasper seemed intent on practising his chants in preparation for the World Cup. Several times during the night, Diane had to tell him to shut up. The last time was just before 06:00, by which time I had given up, and I went downstairs for some coffee. At the appropriate hour, we both walked to Zoe's to collect Ellie for school. She seemed to be in a particularly buoyant mood this morning - and that always lifts the day. We dropped Ellie at school, and as Di went home, I set off on my first walk since we returned from Germany. It was a lovely, bright, sunny morning and an absolute pleasure to be out and about. It took me a few minutes to re-sync my brain with the audiobook I had been listening to before the holiday, but I was soon back in the swing of things.

After some breakfast and another coffee, we headed for Sainsbury's. As Di has a hair appointment on Thursday, we thought we would take a risk and shop today instead. As far as we can tell, we did no damage to the fabric of the Universe with our brazen disregard for standard operating procedures.

I had a bit of a blitz cleaning the inside of the car. It is astonishing how stuff accumulates in the various trays and cubby holes. It was an interesting archaeological exercise, and I was surprised by how much I found and how old some of it was (in some cases, it had followed us from previous cars).

I met our new neighbour while I was fiddling about. She seems quite delightful. She has moved into the area from Bournemouth and is currently having some work done around the house, and has a conservatory planned. I gave her a welcome bottle of wine, just to be neighbourly.

We had some Kindle time during the afternoon, then went to collect Ellie from football. We took her home, where Zoe was chatting to the chap who owns the local car valeting company. Still on a roll from my earlier archaeological trawl through the car, I booked an appointment for him to valet the car. I'm not quite sure what came over me.

(My cold is a lot better, but I have a residual cough that is driving me mad, and I have no doubt that it's driving Di mad also.)

Improving

 Despite the cold I have been fighting, I slept really well last night. I was even able to have a lie-in, not rising until 6:45. I was feeling better than yesterday, but decided to forego my morning walk. We did, however, walk to Zooe's to collect Ellie and take her to school. Zoe is actually going to try to do a few hours of work in the store today. Let's hope she doesn't overdo it.

During the morning, Di took Jasper to the vet. She was gone for longer than usual. Apparently, it was very busy after the Bank Holiday. I got on with some domestic chores, then settled down with the accounts. I was pleased that our energy provider has reduced our monthly direct debit by £40. The only "unknown" is the charge from "Muddy Boots", who sorted out the irrigation last week. I'm sure they'll make contact in the next day or so.

We had a few things to sort out after lunch, so we didn't manage any Kindle time.

We've just finished a very disappointing dinner of pork loin steaks and salad. The salad was fine - even I can't mess that up - but the pork loin steak was like a chunk of old leather. It's a shame, because I have a crib sheet that tells me the ideal time and temperature for these steaks, and this is the first time it has been proven inadequate.

Rough

I had a very poor night’s sleep and have woken up with a gravelly throat and voice that would make Barry White sound like Tiny Tim. I was up at 6:16 and sat quietly with my coffee until Di came down at 8:00.

I started on some post-vacation admin, which kept me going until we had to leave to collect Jasper from the cat whisperer. As usual, he has been well cared for, and with last Friday being his birthday, Mark even gave him some presents (though no cake). Jasper was very vocal during the drive home, and as soon as he leapt from his carrier, he went to his bowl and tucked into the food we had put down.

With Jasper home, Di continued to wade through the pile of laundry from the holiday. I went to Sainsbury’s to get some fresh fruit to last us until we do a proper shopping trip on Thursday.

The afternoon saw us enjoying the warmth in the Orangery while pretending to read our Kindles. In my case, I didn’t bother; my head felt as if it were full of cotton wool and concentration on a book was not feasible.

Returning

Some guests had a very early start to the day. We were lucky and needed to have our bags outside our cabin by 8:15 and be ready to leave at 9:15. I had woken early, and this meant it was no trouble for us. We went down to breakfast to say farewell to Shakilah and Nina, who had looked after us so well throughout the week. 

We gathered in the lounge to await the coach. We were whisked across country to Frankfurt and had a trouble-free check-in for our flight. We grabbed a bite to eat while we waited to be called. The plane was loaded quickly, and we were able to depart on time. We had a very smooth flight, landing 40 minutes early. Heathrow Terminal 2 was a slick operation, and we were out with our driver within 30 minutes of landing.

We had a comfortable ride back home, arriving at 16:30. Within a few minutes, Zoe had spotted we were home, so came to see us, and Ellie soon followed. Unpacking is virtually complete.

Looking back over the week, I must conclude that the Moselle is a stunningly beautiful river with some fairytale towns and castles. River cruising is wonderfully relaxing. The boat is so smooth that you don't feel as if you are in motion, but rather that the world is moving past you. We met some lovely people on the cruise; others, however, were "meh!" They didn't trouble us, except as the source of jokes.

We were delighted, on our return, to find that Hannah and Ewan had been good to their word and had laid the replacement irrigation pipes for the back garden and extended them to the front. What's more, they have done an excellent job and hidden all the pipework.

Koblenz

Overnight, we had moored in Wittingen, but in the early hours, the ship moved downriver towards Koblenz at the confluence of the Moselle and the Rhine. (The name Koblenz comes from the Latin Confluentes). We had slept well but were up early to get some breakfast before today’s excursions. The forecast for the day was 24-26 C and some cloud with a possibility of some rain this evening.

Jane, Tevor and I had a long excursion around the town and up to the fortress. Di had a leisurely excursion planned later in the morning. Our long excursion left at 09:30, and we were taken through the various squares, streets, and alleyways of the town, hearing the history and significance of each location as we passed. 

Our guide, Siggy, was very knowledgeable and had a perfect command of English. He kept up the commentary throughout the three hours. We saw parts of the old Roman walls, squares dominated by Jesuit colleges, squares celebrating the town’s history, and, of course, promenades along the Moselle and Rhine riverbanks. 

As we passed German Corner (where there is a huge mounted statue of Kaiser Wilhelm), we passed Diane’s tour coming in the opposite direction. 

By this time, we were on our way to the cable car. We hopped into the pods and were whisked high above the Rhine to the Ehrenbreitstein Fortress high above the city. 

The Ehrenbreitstein Fortress is the second-largest fortress in Europe (after Gibraltar). Siggy explained the layout and the defensive structures that should make it impregnable, but in reality, it was never attacked and became redundant with the advent of breech-loading cannon that could pound it from a range of 2000 metres.

I left Jane and Trevor up in the fortress and made my way back to the ship, where Di and I had a quiet lunch and a glass of wine. We then went back out for another walk. During this morning’s tour, Siggy pointed out an ice cream shop which was regarded as the best in Koblenz. We found our way through the streets and joined a queue to get some ice cream. The queue stretched about 50m up the street by the Cathedral, and moved slowly towards the huge selection of types and flavours of ice cream, yoghurts, and gelato. We chose well and sat in the shop working our way through their mid-sized ice cream tubs. From there, we looped down to the Moselle and made our way back via German Corner to the ship.

We had a quiet afternoon in our cabin. I was trying to check in online for tomorrow’s flight (unsuccessfully). It appears that Lufthansa’s website is playing up. I managed to get checked in my aski our tour director to try. He was also having problems, but finally succeeded. I also managed to do the bulk of my packing.

We met up in the lounge for a drink before dinner, then went down for our farewell feast. 

Traben-Trarbach

A new day and a new port. 

We had moved overnight, and by the time we woke up, we were alongside in Traben-Trarbach. It was a lovely, bright morning, but there was a residual chill in the morning breeze. We had an early breakfast because our tour was due to start at 9:30. We left the ship and were allocated to one of four guides. Ours was a lady of middle age with a wicked sense of humour. She kept up a running commentary as she walked us through the twin towns (one on each side of the river).

This twin town flourished at a narrow bend in the river, the two sides being linked by a bridge since 1898. It became so affluent that it was regarded as the richest place on the Moselle for nearly 200 years. Like so many towns along the river, its history dates back to Celtic and Roman times, as evidenced by the many archaeological finds made in the region. From the 1300s, the Grevenberg Castle, overlooking the town, served as the seat of government until it was destroyed by French troops. Many of the newer buildings in the town were built with a strong Art Deco influence. It was the first town in Germany to introduce electric street lights, and Goethe famously stayed there in 1792.

It was a leisurely tour, and finished as we approached the boat, and the guide got a fit of the giggles. Jane, Trevor, Di and I walked back to the square and found a coffee shop, then sat in the square nursing our caffeine fixes. It is worth noting that today was May Day; as such, it is a public holiday, so very few places were open, and even our coffee shop was scheduled to close at 11:00. Di and I returned to the ship while Jane and Trevor went to explore the churches above the square.

The boat set sail again at lunchtime. We have a long trip all the way to Wittingen (near Koblenz), and are not expected to arrive until late evening. That’s fine. It gave us a chance to sit up on deck in the sunshine and read our books while the world drifted silently by.

There was a "Disembarkation" talk, mid-afternoon. This was a briefing regarding what would happen on Sunday morning. It seemed to be well thought out and very clearly explained for the hard of thinking. 

At the end of the afternoon, we had the farewell event, where all of the staff were introduced to the passengers. It's always nice to see the people who are beavering away behind the scenes and get a chance to say "Thanks". The Chefs and Waiting Staff always get the biggest cheers, and today was no exception. After the farewell, we went down to dinner. (Di had Filet Mignon, while I enjoyed sole in a Madras sauce).

After dinner, we returned to the lounge for an evening of entertainment from Glen Williams. He used to be a member of the 70s pop band "Sweet" but now has an incredibly wide repertoire of songs and tunes from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. He interspersed the songs with some very funny "Dad jokes" which elicited groans and laughter. He was really very funny, and it was a brilliant evening.