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Friday, September 15, 2006

Moving tribute

Gorse Fox heard of office moves elsewhere in Starfleet's estate. Starfleet have gained a number of ex-members of The Department.as a result of a large contract. Office moves are always a challenge, but these were the first where a senior manager in Starfleet got an email from a junior member of staff with the words



I'm sorry, this move does not work for me. At my proposed new desk there will be insufficient light for my pot-plant.



Gorse Fox can almost hear the spluttering from here. He can only guess at the responses:



  1. Starfleet operates a clear desk policy. Remove your pot-plant and go where you were told!

  2. "Real world meet X, X meet real world".

  3. We have a nice new desk for you, and here is your key to the basement.


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