The Gorse Fox passed a car on the way to Warwick this morning. Said vehicle was decked out in the advertising livery of Dominoes Pizza. On the back it quoted the Dominoes' national hotline number. Why does a pizza delivery service need a national hotline? Are they a new (6th) emergency service?
"Oh look! He's collapsed. Call 999." cried the concerned citizen.
"No. Call Dominoes" shouted another.
Well GF guesses that they will arrive within 30 minutes
"Stand back. Stand back, let me through, I'm from Dominoes'. Do you want a side order of garlic bread?"
[File under: Whimsy]
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