The Gorse Fox noticed, through the myopic blur that passes as his eyesight (when not wearing glasses) that there was a helpful label on his shampoo. This bright blue gel - which lasts an extraordinary length of time, due to the inexorable erosion of his follicles - has a small notice near the bottom.
Not Food
Gorse Fox wonders:
- How many bright blue gels are food
- If you are stupid enough to think it maybe food, your certainly can't read
- If you can read, the lable on the front saying "Shampoo" should be enough of a clue.
- This is a label for lawyers
[File under: Whimsy]
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