Spacemen

So the guys in white suits turn up at GF+SV's lair to decontaminate the bedroom from the hazards of asbestos. GF greets them with tea and coffee and the statement that he reckons "It's a big con". The first spaceman agrees... "Seems strange that the insurance company get us to come and check whether there is contamination, then our company gets to clean it up."

The bedroom is now sealed off. There's a triple airlock, an exhaust tube out of the window, and over the crackle of the radio GF can hear messages from Houston.

[File under: Insurance]