Trolls in Perspective

GF received the following. He knows not the original author - but acknowledges his erudition and perspicacity:
Wonderful definitions of designations at the office.

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.


2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.


3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.


4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.


5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.


7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.


8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.


9. Project Exec is the person who thinks that shouting is the process to produce a baby.^**

^**Added by the Gorse Fox based on experience with Neddy and the Squaddie.
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