How can the Gorse Fox have been so stupid. he printed the place cards last weekend and used the bride#s maiden name! This morning he had to print a new one. It went a bit like this:
- Open the mail merge created last week - it hung
- Create a new one in, then realise there is only one to print, so didn't need a merge, could just print.
- Ink ran out on printer
- No spare ink cartridges, so ordered some.
- Phone local shops until right cartridges could be found locally, set out to collect.
- Got stuck in traffic at level crossing.
- Followed brain-transplant donor at 15mph.
- Entered shop, asked for cartridges and left... Thinks... get car washed while out.
- Red traffic light.
- Moving again towards West Worthing. caught by Red traffic light.
- Traffic light turns Green, Level crossing gate closes. Nobody is going anaywhere.
- Train goes through, gate opens, light turns green. Woman in front does not move.
- Traffic light turns red. Gorse Fox waits... temperature is rising.
- Traffic light turns green. We're off.
- Gets caught by next two sets of lights before getting car washed.
- Leaves car wash
- Gets caught behind learner driver - she indicates right, turns left.
- Stopped by set of traffic lights.
- Lights change, get stuck behind bus.
- Bus stops at every opportunity.
- Bus pulls off Gorse Fox's route and he tiuucks in behind another learner driver.
[File under: Diary]
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