No. It didn't fool Caesar when your elderly sister tried this disguise... and it won't work for you. (Though it was great source of amusement !)Maybe it's time to go an invade Gaul again. We seem to be running out of wine.
Lawrence of Arabia had laid on an exceptional spread. There was a hog roast (one of her own pigs), there was lamb, salads, quiches, swans in aspic(*), rices, and so forth.
At one point in the evening the salad had run out out, so they picked more fresh from the garden. Gorse Fox noticed the lambs were looking a little nervous as the meat was nearing the end!
(*) Ok, there were no swans in aspic.
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