Heat

The Gorse Fox is not one to complain about the weather. There is nothing he can do about it⁽¹⁾ so sees little point in complaining. He would make a few observations, however. (Well, he would, wouldn't he).

• Gorse Fox loves this weather.
• Today it's about 30-32C.
• Blue skies (hot or cold) always make you feel joyous.
• Why do people complain about the cold, then as soon as it gets hot complain "It's too hot". Just shut up.
• Why do the weather presenters warn of the heatwave and advise us "Keep cool!" - Don't they think we might have thought of that?
• Why do people believe an electric fan cools an empty room?

⁽¹⁾ As explained before the Gorse Fox does not dance... so rain is unlikely

[File under: English Heatwave]