Monday, July 02, 2007

A Warning

The Gorse Fox was brought up properly. He was told to wash behind his ears, and always wear clean underwear. He was, therefore, alarmed by this salutory clipping:

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Sunday Mercury comes this story of a Kings Heath couple who drove their car to the local supermarket, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from Under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

You have been warned!

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