Survival of the Fittest

Gorse Fox is sure he is not the first to report... but this year's Darwin Awards have been announced.

What are the Darwin Awards? Well they are annual awards...

"Honoring those who improve the species...by
accidentally removing themselves from it!"

So who won in 2007(*)?

Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic...
His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner.

The Gorse Fox invites you to read the rest yourself... and let it be a lesson to you.

(*) Strictly Michael was joint winner, but the Gorse Fox will let you discover the rest yourself.