Self Assessment

Gorse Fox has just been through the trauma that is the annual "self appraisal" that all memeber of Starfleet undergo. This means assessing your performance against a number of criteria:

• ability to leap tall buildings
• ability to walk on water
• ability to satisfy everyone
• ability to bring world peace
• ability to bring in infinite revenue and keep the client delighted
• ability to file new patents, discover planets, cure the common cold
• and so on...

Being English, and therefore deeply embarrassed at presenting his strengths, the Gorse Fox has squirmed through the exercise with weasel words and apt quotations from deluded colleagues.

• Gorse Fox has helped...
• Gorse Fox encouraged...
• Gorse Fox believes that...
• Gorse Fox appears to...

Hate it!





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