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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Appraisals

It is annual appraisal time. Starfleet operates a policy of 360 degree feedback. This means that the victim submits the names of colleagues, peers, team leaders, and clients who they have worked with during the year, and these people are sent a series of questions regarding the victim's performance throughout the year. Gorse Fox is busy writing his responses for several of his team. Phrases that he has no need to exercise (so far) include:

  • Suffers delusions of adequacy
  • Would start an argument in an empty room
  • Psychotic
  • Requires help in distinguishing Articulatio Cubiti from Gluteus Maximus
  • His intellectual equals include John Prescott and algae.
  • He has the morals of the current government (or a pack of hyenas)

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