Well yesterday evening was very pleasant, but given the nature of the discussion, Gorse Fox will remain tight-lipped regarding the politics of The Department.

A very busy day, and slow drive home to Sussex... not aided by the Gorse Fox's decision to try a short-cut. Actually, this shortcut turned out to be a wormhole. The Gorse Fox entered it, drove for a while and ended up where he'd started but at a different time... not a great success! Then he found his way into clusters of Sussex driver who should be vapourised for the sanity of anyone that actually has things to do in their life. One Punto driver, with a large dog wandering back and forth across the back seat, actually reached a dizzy 18mph at one point. After a three and half hour drive, this did not greatly amuse you correspondant. In fact he nearly parked up, and walked after her (at that speed, a gently stroll would have been adequate) to give her a slap.

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