Danger, labour

Gorse Fox always knew it was stupid to vote for Labour. He expected (and got):

• Higher taxes
• Less freedom
• More interference
• Bigger government
• Fatuous politicians
• Meaningless targets
• Larger dependency culture
• Piecemeal destruction of rural life
• Poorer transport

What he wasn't expecting is that it is also dangerous. According to a report today, killings are up 35pc under Labour.

Where did I leave the kevlar underwear?

[File under: Labour]