The idea of driving back from Worcester to West Sussex did not fill the Gorse Fox with enthusiam on the Friday of a Bank Holiday Weekend which coincides with a school half term. The actual experience lived down to everything he expected...

• Stupid drivers unfamiliar with motorways


• Caravanners weaving all of the road


• Caravanner blocking hills by trying to overtake trucks


• Crashes


• cars filled with parents trying to slap their kids instead of watching the road


• more crashes


• Breakdowns


• Queues


• More Breakdowns

But the Gorse Fox is home... unscathed
[File under: Motoring]