We learn
A teenager who knocked himself out while chasing a Double Gloucester cheese down a hill was among 25 people hurt in a Cheese Rolling competition.and more worryingly:
One spectator was given treatment after being hit by a runaway cheese.
In mock indignation the Gorse Fox demands to know:
- Why was this not banned by the Health & Safety Executive?
- Should it be moved to a flat site? (It actually takes place on a 1:2 hill)
- Should the cheeses be softer?
- How many lawyers were waiting by the St John's Ambulance Station?
What a wonderful country the Gorse Fox lives in. So eccentric. So whimsical.
[File under: Whimsy]
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