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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Newcastle Disease - pheasant cull announced

BBC NEWS Diseased pheasant cull announced. This news intrigued the Gorse Fox. GF has never really understood the Geordies, but culling the peasants seemed a bit extreme.

It seems that Newcastle Disease affects birds and the symptoms may be:

  • The birds think they're incredibly hard
  • They wear black and white shirts
  • They wait until winter then strip off all their feathers and parade around
  • They are hard to understand
  • They drink vast quantities of brown liquids
  • They fall over a lot
  • They can't put together a decent football team

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