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Monday, May 08, 2006

SNAFU (the Sequel)

How prescient, that last posting. It was made whilst on the train, and evidently the emailed content never arrived (even though the title did ?)

What the Gorse Fox was actually reporting (or trying to) was the fact that he was on a train for the last 10 miles of his journey and it was running late. Ariiving at Bramley staion he noticed the customer information system reporting the delay to the train and the statement
"No apology for delay".
That's telling us. No sense in getting ideas above our station, eh?

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SNAFU

Great walls of water seemed to fall from the sky throughout much of the night. (No doubt it was global warming that caused it to rain).

Gorse Fox has to find his way to Reading for a meeting today... Being environmentally conscious - though not fanatical - and alert to the pathetic traffic problems of Reading he spent some time with the train timetables.

Ridiculous. 65 miles from home, and journey times ranging from 2.30 and 3.30 hours with choices involving between 1 and 4 changes. Gorse Fox will therefore resort to his car to take him as far as Basingstoke, then do the last 10 miles by train. Even when you try to use public transport you can only do it by sacrificing most of the working day or your evening.

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Sunday, May 07, 2006

All hands

Work on the deck (for the east patio) inches forward. Progress is slower than expected, but GF wants it to be right! Posted by Picasa

Evidence

Gorse Fox was told to take a photo of his study as evidence that it has been cleared and as a reminder as to how it should be kept.

He's even taken the Esteemed Client's corporate data model down from the wall. Posted by Picasa
Gorse Fox was too traumatised to write about this last night, but he's feeling stronger now.

The Silver Vixen was away with her coven for the day yesterday and the rain on the South Coast put an end to the Gorse Fox's ambitions regarding the concrete posts for the deck... Plan B was pushed into action and some preparatory work done for painting in the living room...

Urban-cub had come round and her view was that Plan B could wait, and Plan C (not that I have revealed the content of Plan C) should be postponed. She had a Plan D. "Dad, we're going to clear your study" and so it began. Big items was hauled out and left in the hallway, books and papers were shifted, computers moved, and piles of re-cyclable and non-recyclable rubbish accumulated. Things we found:
  • Crossword books from 1974
  • Birthday cards from a similar era
  • Token ring cards
  • Speaker cables
  • Printer cables
  • Ethernet cables
  • Scart leads
  • An old Wireless Access Point
  • 5 old mobile phones
  • old chargers
  • 146 diskettes
  • 90 CDROMs from the front of magazines
  • Numerous certificates
  • Numerouse award plaques
  • Several unopened cases of wine
  • Two hats
  • 5 rain ponchos in their original wrapping
  • A pair of binoculars

We also boxed up two cases of books for which we could find no shelf space, and a sealable plastic crate full of cables. We filled (to the brim) a tall wheelie bin with papers, magazines, old envelopes, and cardboard... and shredded six bags full of confidential waste.

Overall, theis exercise took about 6 hours and was a great shock to the Gorse Fox, who, you may gather is a bit of a hoarder!

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

BBC NEWS | Politics | Anger over Prescott deputy role

Too damned right there is: BBC NEWS | Politics | Anger over Prescott deputy role.
Shadow Chancellor George Osborne said: "John Prescott loses his department but keeps the trappings of office - including the car, the salary, and the two grace and favour homes.

"Add it all up, and the taxpayer is going to be paying more than a quarter of a million pounds a year. If you're looking for ways to cut waste in government, you can start with John Prescott."

And it wasn't just the Tories who had something to say:
Ms Hoey, a former sports minister, said she was "surprised" and "disappointed" that Mr Prescott was still in the Cabinet.

"I think people will want to ask what on Earth he's going to get paid for, what's he going to actually do," she told BBC Radio 4's The World at One.

It all then becomes clear. Apparently he keeps his salary (£134,000 + Ministerial car @ £49,000) and his plush grace and favour home (rental value £400,000) because he "was taking on a heavy workload chairing several Cabinet committees, which justified the retention of his salary and benefits."

Give me a break!

The NHS

Recently a thoughtful post from The devil's Kitchen caught the Gorse Fox's eye: The Devil's Kitchen: DK reforms the NHS.
GF notices today a further post on the subject from the Adam Smith Institute Swiss cure for the NHS.

Both of these deal with the thorny problem of what should be done about the NHS and the unsustainable finance model on which it is predicated. From the ASI we learn that Dr Berhard Ribiero (President of the Royal College of Surgeons) has the view:
Gordon Brown has doubled the NHS budget, but its productivity has hardly changed. Money, we now know, was not the answer. This system, almost unique to Britain (though Cuba has something like it) is a failed model.

The strains will grow:
There is the cost of the ageing population, and medical technology. With more focus on the 'work-life balance' and a 48-hour week coming in 2009, health work will be seen less as a vocation, more as just a job. A growing proportion of female workers in healthcare will demand more part-time working. It all means a larger workforce just to do the same volume of work.

And the ever readable Devil's Kitchen concludes:
The point is that central planning simply doesn't work, either in terms of cost efficiency or in delivery of the services. What I think that we would eventually see is more smaller, local hospitals; the re-emergance of the cottage hospital, if you like. This is because a smaller facility would require far less capital expenditure to build, would be easier to manage and would be more responsive to local needs.
This should be funded
Treatment would be paid for by private medical insurance. Most working people can afford £50 a month (especially if NICs were totally abolished, which it should be, and if my commensurate plan of bringing in a £12,000 Personal Allowance were also implemented).

"But what about the poor?" I hear you scream, "will they die like rats for want of a credit card?" No, for this is where we look at the alternatives. As part of unemployment benefits, the government will pay your health insurance premiums for you (as NI was essentially supposed to do). They will not pay it to themselves, they will pay to a private company, who will be chosen by you (or your existing supplier if you had one) so that you know that your premiums will actually go towards providing healthcare...

If someone should be left without medical insurance, then the solution is simple. If they need medical treatment, they will simply pay back the charges over x years, paying a monthly amount until the debt is paid off. If you can get free credit with a new sofa, then I see no reason why the same thing should not be the case with medical care.

Gorse Fox welcomes this reasoned approach, but fears that no government actually has the guts to debate this, let alone bring in the reforms to implement it. Bit by bit, the NHS will bankrupt the country because it is seen as some sort of holy cow by people with the rose-tinted nostalgic view of what it should have been, as opposed to what it is.

Gorse Fox would like to remind you all that the NHS is largest employer in Europe and the third largest employer in the world... and give you a moment to let that sink in.

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Friday, May 05, 2006

Cop pulls over car - on foot

Gorse Fox is a little worried that news of this may reach West Sussex: Cop pulls over car - on foot
A Dutch driver who was driving along a motorway at just 6mph was pulled over

This would probably be considered a little reckless by many locals... but fear not, the police stepped in (quite literally):
The officer... jumped out of the car and ran after the slow car before jumping in the passenger's seat and ordering the driver to pull over.

GF suspects this driver practices on the road between Petersfield and Winchester on the mornings that GF drives to Worcester.
Cabinet reshuffle: "Department for Education: Ruthless"

Sorry !

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Nailing it

Gorse Fox has been pondering the results of the local elections, and today's Cabinet reshuffle. A series of thoughts have fought for space in his distracted mind:
Firstly the local election:
  1. Gorse Fox did not get a chance to vote this time round...
  2. People have a habit of giving the government a "bloody nose" at local elections, but do not have the courage of their convictions at General Elections (which is depressing)
  3. It is no surprise how many seats the NuLabour Government of National Sleaze, Corruption & Depravity lost...
  4. ...it is a great worry that some people saw fit to to allow them to hold on to many others. Have those voters no shame?
  5. Is this latter fact a reflection on declining education standards, apathy, moral decay, the burgeoning wefare sector, or burgeoning public sector?
  6. What powers do loacl elections actually grant, now that the NuLabour Government of National Sleaze, Corruption & Depravity have taken so many powers back to the centre?


What about the reshuffle?
  1. Working in the private sector, which of the Cabinet Ministers would you offer a job to?
  2. Given that you have had a total mental breakdown, or serious lapse in judgement and hired one of the Cabinet Ministers; based on their track record and performance, which would still have a job at the end of 3 months?
  3. How can such utter mediocrity and incompetance (ignoring, for now the sleaze, corruption and depravity) be rewarded with such prestigious posts.
  4. Have they no shame?


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Gorse Fox suspects that there may be a big party to welcome St Tony's decision to move Amy Johnson Margaret Beckett from Defra.
Margaret Beckett, the Environment Secretary and the minister in charge of Labour's response to global warming, is also under fire for regularly ordering the aircraft, based at Northolt, near London, to fly to East Midlands airport, near her home in Derby, to pick her up for Government trips.


Environment Secretary Margaret Beckett took 106 RAF flights between 2002 and December 2004 - many to East Midlands airport, near her home in Derbyshire.

Conservative transport spokesman Chris Grayling accused ministers of using the planes as a "private taxi service".


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Gorse Fox asked yesterday "Hay fever... what's the point?"

Today, research provides an answer. The Daily Record reports that 30 minutes of passionate kissing "may alleviate allergic responses."
They found a 30-minute snog could dampen the body's allergic reaction to pollen.

Test showed it relaxed the body and reduced production of histamine - a chemical cell given out in response to allergens.

Now as a hay fever sufferer, the Gorse Fox commends this research and will go forth and seek relief at every opportunity.

However, as one has to think of the non-sufferer who may be involved in the cure, and the rather unfortunate sight of a a sufferer approaching, eyes streaming and puffy, nose streaming, and blasting huge sneezing fits into the atmosphere.... No! All in all, GF suspects this may not work out!

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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Kimi B Ley: 10 minutes where I work

Cousteau-cub has been blogging again. This posting: 10 minutes where I work hits the right level of whimsy and surreality.

GF will be checking the price of cheese in future. He hadn't realised the significance.
Hay Fever... what's the point?

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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Cherry blossom peeks above the wall that runs allong The Kleve. Worcester Cathedral peeks above the blossom. Posted by Picasa
The River Severn as it passes through Worcester.

It seems so innoccuous now in the spring, but the levels shown on the brick of the last post give witness to how troublesome it can be in winter flood. Posted by Picasa

Flood levels

These bricks cut into the wall, by The Kleve, show the levels to which the flood waters rose in some of the great floods that have hit Worcestr over the years.

The level for the year 2000 was above the GF's head... and was not the highest. Posted by Picasa

Worcester Cathedral grounds

It was a lovely warm spring evening and too nice to sit in the hotel. Gorse Fox's colleagues were scattered amongst the local hotels and villages... so he decided to eat alone after a walk by the river.

These are ruins that stand in the grounds of Worcester Cathedral and can be seen from the green around which the houses of King's School are clustered. Posted by Picasa
One of the hotels where Gorse Fox tends to stay when in Worcester. This hotel was an old glove factory and was converted to a hotel a few years ago.

He was releieved to find that he was in a room WITH a couple of beds despite the booking confirmation. Posted by Picasa