Understatement

In the last day or two a severed head has been found on a beach near Arbroath in Scotland. Nearby, the hands were also found. When interviewed by the BBC yesterday, the Police refused to say the victim had been murdered, but did confess that it was suspicious.

The Gorse Fox sits in awe of such ridiculous pedantry.

Mmmm, what could the alternatives be?

1. The victim died naturally and the body spontaneously fell apart.
2. The victim died accidentally and they couldn't find a suitable coffin so dismembered it so it would fit into something smaller.
3. It was suicide - and the victim dismembered herself in ritual act, scattering body parts across the beach as she went.
4. The victim was born without a body.

GF gets really fed up with the ridiculous lengths people have to go to in order to ensure they are politically correct.