Pedant-General

Maybe this should be one for the Pedant-General. Melanie Phillips posts on serious subject of last week's bomb in Tel Aviv. She start her piece:

"I was not a million miles away from Tel Aviv when last week’s ...

Gorse Fox got to thinking about this and realised that he too was within a million miles of Tel Aviv. Furthermore, if he had been a million miles away, he'd have been late home for tea.

[File under: Whimsy]