The misty grey of morning of Sussex is beginning to clear and brighten in Worcester.

The Gorse Fox pondered, during his drive, on the suggested new motoring rules. Inching along the A34 he decided that limiting trucks to the first lane would be his biggest preference... as truck after truck played leapfrog in attempt to bring the car traffic to a standstill. Differential speed between overtaken and ovetaker was approx. 0.000000001 mph.

As he pulled off the motorway towards Worcester he dodged a side-swipe from a distracted woman. "Berk" he assessed... and realised this too could be a motoring offence.

[File under: Motoring]