Tits

That's not the sort of headline you might expect from the Gorse Fox. This is not gratuitous smut. The Silver Vixen & GF have developed a problem with tits, however.

It started yesterday when Silver Vixen was in the bathroom. GF heard knocking... assumed it was the SV. This continued so GF checked nobody was at the door, and SV asked what he was doing.

"It's not me;" said the GF, "I thought it was you.".

The SV responded in similar fashion.

So where did this knocking come from. It was still happening at random intervals. Was it the central heating? Was it the ghost of Christmas past? That was when the Gorse Fox was able to pin-point the directon of the sound and arrived in the room to see the perpetrator...

A tit. Obviously attracted by its own reflection in the window was disporting itself and pecking at the glass. As the Gorse Fox approached, it stoppped and flew away.

This morning, however, it's back. The Gorse Fox will give consideration to the situation and take some dissuassive action.

However, what is now clear is the link between tits and knockers.