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Friday, October 12, 2007

Coven AGM

This evening (as we approach Halloween) the Silver Vixen has gone to the Annual General Meeting of her coven. There'll be some strange mists and evil potions emanating from Durrington tonight. The Stitch Witch herself will stand and invoke the Witchfinder General to locate new members for the committee. The Silver Vixen will relinquish her grasp on the Newsletter and melt into the background.

When the formal business is over they will revert to traditional games:
  • Knobbly wart competition
  • Wet tea-towel competition
  • Stitch the tail on the donkey (they had to get a more docile donkey this year as they have limited public liability insurance).
and when its all over they'll roar off on their broomsticks in clouds of smouldering rubber(*).

(*) That's the trouble with special underwear - it can't take the strain.

Pedestrian

The Gorse is now, temporarily (he hopes), a pedestrian. A nice man has promised to take care of the Gorse Fox's Golf and exchanged sufficient monetary instruments to make it worth his while.

It seems strange.

A New Nobel Prize

We learn from the BBC that Gore and UN panel win Nobel prize
He assumes this a new category. The Nobel Prize for Misinformation and the Promulgation of Poor Science.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Et in Arcadia Ego

Driving back into Sussex earlier than usual the Gorse Fox took a slightly different route to avoid traffic. A new housing development is underway with the somewhat grand title: "Elysian Fields".

It is Sussex, but even still.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Dining in Style

The Gorse Fox dined in style with a dozen colleagues at the local Chinese. It was a pleasant evening with conversations ranging through:
  • tractors
  • fortified towns in France (only those owned by Boston)
  • dairy rabbits
  • the uses of long rubber gloves
  • the uses of chicken fried rice as a hair accessory
  • how to imitate Gerry Adams' voice (but not why you'd want to)
  • the low aerodynamic qualities of food consumed with chopsticks

Reviewing Reviews

The second day of the technical review took place today. It went quite well, but did find several areas that we need to look at. It also threw in sharp relief the various behaviours you see when people are under stress. One individual amused the Gorse Fox as he started making his excuses and shifting blame for a problem that hasn't yet occurred. I think it's referred to as getting your retaliation in first.

GF was invited to a conference in Orlando along with the Abbott and Mother Superior. GF has prepared some presentation material for the event and today was warned to book the flights whilst there still seats available.

He duly booked the seats.

An hour later it was suggested he might have to cancel them... but he hasn't done yet because at the rate that things change here, they may be needed again in the morning!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Pleasant evening with colleagues starting in Spur 0, meeting room 1 (The Cardinal's Hat) and then moving on to Singapore (seems like a long way to go for dinner, but it was worth the effort).

Interesting gossip... but nothing that can be revealed.

Review

Gorse Fox has been part of yet another review today. This time it's a technical review of the work his team have been doing... Only haf way through - but so far, so good.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Cardiac transport

GF noticed a smart Mercedes sports car during his drive up. Number plate was A40RTA... He assumes this is owned by a cardiac specialist.

Observation

Gorse Fox drove up to Worcester a day early. He observed a 40 tonne truck on the edge of the motorway. On the back was a sign:
Do not push
Strangley, it hadn't occurred to the Gorse Fox that he might.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Catch-22

Gorse Fox has a problem.

His password for Starfleet has expired.
But Starfleet has an online password reset feature, so no problem?
Well that requires you are logged on. You can't log on without a password.
They can also send your new password to your internal email address. But you can't get to the internal email system without the missing password.

Mmmmm seems to be a flaw in the logic here!

Southern edge

This is what the southern edge of Sussex looks like this morning. Bright, sunny, warm, calm and alsmost deserted.
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Cold

It' another spectacular day down here in Sussex, but Gorse Fox seems to have developed a cold. It snuck up on him during the evening and by bedtime he was streaming.

Talking of Cold... it would appear that Gordon got cold feet. No real surprise there then. Much more interested in having the job than having the mandate to do the job. Gorse Fox thinks, in an obscure way, that this is a good thing. It gives Dave a chance to polish up some real policies to add to the few already announced.

Gorse Fox believes that he would start by reviewing every single item of government expenditure. He would then use this as the springboard for re-balancing or cutting tax. It is too easy for the baying hounds of Nu-Labour to scream about cuts in services when the Tories announce a tax cut. If, however, you start by listing various items of government waste and their cost, you can explain that by not funding x and y we will reduce tax by z. Oh yes, and don't do the sums yourself - get a firm of tax accountants to do it so that you can't get the usual response about getting the sums wrong.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Battered Sentinels

The battered sentinels(*) that guard the beach and strive to prevent the erosion of the low lying land beyond are looking a little tired and in need of replacement in some locations.

(*)This is not a new Glaswegian delicacy to try with a fish supper.
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Reflections

The Victorian buildings along the Worthing seafront are reflected in the pools left by the receeding tide.
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Heaving beaches

The Gorse Fox can think of few things less appealing that the heaving beaches you see in the holiday brochures.

This is what beaches should look like.
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Worthing Pier

A slightly more conventional view of the Pier.

Gorse Fox had just finished lunch with U-c and was starting his walk back. She had to pop home to change ready for her afternoon shift... so we headed our separate ways and GF checked his watch to see how long it takes from the Pier to the Gorse.

(It turned out to be 75 minutes)
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Beneath the Pier

Not the usual view of Worthing Pier.
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Fish loses Bicycle

A sthe Gorse Fox approach Worthing, where he planned to meet Urban-cub for lunch, he noticed that more than just rope and net could be snared up on the groynes.

Evidently some passing fish had lost his bicycle.
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Strung up

Here and there the groynes had snared some fishing net, or some rope. Barnacles clung to wood turning the surface into a visious abrasive, but hiding this was green and brown beard of kelp.
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