Gene pool

You have to worry about the quality of the gene pool. Customer Service Agents from Opodo have been revealing some of the complaints and questions they have received.

• When one customer's flight from the UK to Miami was cancelled, the man asked whether he could take the Eurostar to the American city instead.
• One customer called about the sand on the beach in Mexico claiming that it had too many pebbles, one of which had chipped her manicure.
• A thrill-seeker who had booked a trip to Universal Studios, Florida, requested a refund for his trip as one of the rides, the Incredible Hulk rollercoaster, had been too scary.
• A customer called about her holiday abroad as it was “too hot,” the food “too spicy” and “hardly anyone spoke English.”