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Friday, January 14, 2011

The Raj

Last Monday evening the Gorse Fox enjoyed dinner in a fine Indian restaurant. An elderly couple sat in a booth. He was evidently a little deaf, she was evidently very patient.

“What do mean they’re from Bangladesh?” he boomed.

“That’s where they come” she explained.

“Where the hell is Bangladesh? There’s no such a place” he responded.

“It’s what used to be East Pakistan” she sighed.

“Oh” he said “you mean West Bengal”. There was a noticeable “Hurrumph” as he settled back to his curry.

The waiter gave a withering look. The Memsahib looked weary. The “colonel” looked as if he came from another world and another time.

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