Insensitive

The Gorse Fox does not like to seem insensitive, but notices that a recent visitor to this blog came from a Google search "how to plan a funeral". As this is not a subject GF has covered before he gave it a little thought. He offers the following as a public service:

1. Select a body (ensure it's dead)
2. Make a big box (big enough for body)
3. Put body in box (it's considered bad form to fold the body into the box, see above)
4. Dig a big hole
5. Arrange a service for people to pay there last respects (avoid recessional music such as: "Burn, Baby Burn", "Get on Up", "Sympathy for the Devil")
   
6. Lower box into hole (horizontally - otherwise hole would need to be a lot deeper)
7. Fill in hole
8. Retire to convenient location for canapes and a suitable libation
   

Hope this helps