Plagiarism

The Gorse Fox is shamelessly plagiarizing a quote from a recent Starfleet newsletter... and acknowledges the originianla author:

• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Can fat people go skinny dipping?
• Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
• Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
• If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
• If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
• If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• Is there another word for synonym?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
• When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• What is the speed of dark?

GF can almost hear the groan...







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