Gorse Fox has arrived in Worcester, thank his lucky stars that he wasn't going in the opposite direction. A car had decided to kiss the central reservation of the M4 near Membury and traffic was queued back bpassed junction 15 and all the way through Swindon down as far as Cricklade.

To the young lady in the black BMW 318 who accelerated whenever someone tried to overtake, then slowed down when they dropped in behind her. "If you'd been in any other kind of car GF would have been irritated - as you were driving a BMW, he is not surprised at all.... though he'd bet you were when he shot past."

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