Christmas Shopping

GF has discovered a new aspect to Christmas Shopping online. Gorse Fox should explain. Online shopping for Christmas Presents:

• Means never queuing to get in a car park
• Means not being ignored by sales staff
• Means not have to lug presents up and down the High Street
• Means not getting cold or wet when shopping
• Means not polluting the environment with the noxious gasses caused by his car
• Means not worrying about closing time
• Means stress free shopping

Well actually, no. This new aspect of online shopping GF refers to as "Price stress". Have used all the shopping comparison services and looked at slightly different specification of each product... GF has realised that you can get stressed over whether you really have got the best product/deal/service.

• Is x from Store A really the same as x¹ from Store B?
• Is that the best price for delivery?
• Does the price include VAT?
• Is it better to go for slower cheaper delivery, or faster premium priced delivery?
• Will GF be in the day they deliver?

Gorse Fox thinks the days of an orange in the bottom of a sock filled with chocolates were underrated!

A NOTE To The POLITICALLY CORRECT: This is Christmas or Hannakah... it is not Winterval, or any of these new trendy names. This has been known as Christmas for the best part of a couple of thousand years and GF is NOT going to stop calling it as such as sop to the pathetic liberal multi-cultural apologists who are destroying free speech and the heritage of our country.

[File under: Christmas Presents, Online shopping]