Government has now admitted plans to revalue houses for council tax will take into account the home improvements that you have made. God help us all. Will these thieving, dishonest despots stop a nothing to penalise hard working^**, decent citizens.

^** Apologies... GF forgot that you cannot say hard-working as it may offend those who do not work hard. In this continuing attempt to stem our Freedom od Speech, GF notices that Nottingham Council is insisting that comedians sign a pledge to be PC, or they will not be allowed to play Nottingham Theatres. GF respectfully suggests that comedians give the East Midlands a wide berth.