Starfleet sometimes use contractors. Currently we have one working on with us. Very smart chap, but seriously in need of a slap.
GF has never bee fussy over food. The contractor is seriously fussy. He orders from the menu but demands changes. Even a sprig or unwanted parsley is enough to incur his ire and cause the plate to be returned. He does like to get his money's worth however. He deducts the price of his meal from the daily allowance, then stands at the bar ordering peanuts and pretzels until the full allowance has been spent.
He needs a good hard slap.
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