Perquisites

The Gorse Fox remembers that the Abbott once walked into his hotel room in Worcester, only to find a you lady already in situ. Obviously an executive benefit!
At about 10 o’clock last night, there was a rattling of the door handle to the Gorse Fox’s luxurious suite at the Hilton. He ignored it.

The rattling continued and the sound of voices filtered into the room. It soon became clear that someone was trying to insert their access key into the door, and the door was standing firm. This continued for a few minutes.

Gorse Fox thought it was time to investigate and removed the chain, and the slipped the deadlock. He opened the door and poked his head out. An elderly French lady staggered back and cried “Mon Dieu”, then “Je suis desolee”… and wandered off.

The Gorse Fox closed the door, remembered the Abbott, and wondered what things had come to!