What a pain

The Gorse Fox seems to have wrenched a muscle or something in his upper arm. This was probably the outcome of wrestling laptop and suitcase around. The upshot of this appears to be:

• It hurts, and that prevents sleep.
• Last time he emptied his laptop bag he removed the emergency strip of ibrufen
• He doesn't pass any open pharmacy en route to the office
• He's tired, therefore likely to be less patient than usual
• He's proved that he is not ambidextrous as he found it difficult to manoeuvre the toothbrush or hairbrush with his left arm
• It's difficult to dry your back after a shower when you have no power in the reciprocating arm
• It's difficult to tie your tie
• Putting on a jacket is like a sketch by Emo Phillips

Pathetic really.