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Friday, September 14, 2007

Broomstick

One of the problems that comes to the more mature members of the Silver Vixen's coven is sometimes described as a senior moment. Leaving the stitch and bitch meeting the Silver Vixen stood as a friend searched her pockets for her keys for her broomstick.

"Check your bag"

So the bag was emptied onto the car park - No they're not there.

"Were they in your hand when you posted the Community Centre keys back through the post box"

No, she didn't have them then.

"Were they in you bag of spells?"

The content was emptied onto the floor. The bag was shaken around. The keys were not there. A note of panic was becoming noticeable.

"Check your bag again"

A long pause followed.

"Oh I just remembered, I came with Gracie Fields tonight, I didn't bring the broomstick".

The Silver Vixen climbed onto her broomstick and flew home.

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