Supper

"I've come all the way from Worcester for this" said the Gorse Fox as he walked into the Fish and Chip shop in Angmering.
The assistant looked up "Really?" she said.
"Yep, It's taken nearly three hours, but's worth it... trouble is they're always cold by the time I get back".
She looked up. She saw the grin on the Gorse Fox's face. "Oh, get off with you".

GF is always amazed at how people are willing to take outrageous statements at face value.