Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Perimortem

The near-corpses are here again The Gorse Fox believes they travel with Perry Mortem Tours (PMT) of North Derbyshire. They are reputable tour firm with nicely furnished coaches - the upper deck of which is used for the flowers and the still-mobile, the lower deck for those who travel in their silk lined oak cabins. The driver sticks to 20mph and tends to wear a tall black hat, and there's a chap with a hood and a scythe who acts as the guide.

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