Disconcerted

The Gorse Fox was looking back at some of the more bizarre moments of the last 24 hours... some of which were a little disconcerting:

• As he waited to use the gentlemen's toilet (or Lords, as it was called), an the Amy Winehouse look-alike emerged from the gents as the door opened;
• A trusted source assured him that in the corresponding Ladies, the seat was fitted with under seat warm air flow - a new experience for the source in question;
• A young and earnest gentleman tried hard to communicate, but was so wasted that he was incoherent - GF just had to guess at the questions and reply accordingly;
• The last time he saw so many kilts was at the Edinburgh Castle Tattoo.