The Silver Vixen and Gorse Fox were feeling adventurous. A road trip and heist were planned. As soon as the man from Ocado had left we climbed aboard SV's trusty broomstick and headed west. An hour later we sidled into Ikea and began to case the joint.
Several hours, and a lot of meatballs (and salmon) later, we left pushing a trolley with a mountain of loot. All we had to do, to get away with it, was to swipe a credit card at the tills. Simple.
The rear seats of the broomstick were collapsed down and all of the swag loaded into the back. Without so much as a look back we swung out into the traffic and made our escape.