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Monday, March 28, 2011

Splatter

At the weekend the Gorse Fox paid a nice man to wash his car whilst he was Shopping in Sainsbury. Returning to the car it was pristine. GF was delighted and handed over five pounds sterling to the little South American gentleman, and drove of.

This morning GF had to get the train to London. As he entered tine car park he looked for a spot that was not beneath one of the overhead lights. Seagulls tend to perch there and do unspeakable things to the cars below. Picking his spot he locked the car and went to buy his ticket and pay for the car park. By the time he got back to the car a gull had already decided that jet black was not his favourite colour and deposited upon the car. He was evidently a particularly unwell gull, judging by his donation.

So much for getting the car cleaned.



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