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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

What a pain

The Gorse Fox seems to have wrenched a muscle or something in his upper arm. This was probably the outcome of wrestling laptop and suitcase around. The upshot of this appears to be:

  • It hurts, and that prevents sleep.
  • Last time he emptied his laptop bag he removed the emergency strip of ibrufen
  • He doesn't pass any open pharmacy en route to the office
  • He's tired, therefore likely to be less patient than usual
  • He's proved that he is not ambidextrous as he found it difficult to manoeuvre the toothbrush or hairbrush with his left arm
  • It's difficult to dry your back after a shower when you have no power in the reciprocating arm
  • It's difficult to tie your tie
  • Putting on a jacket is like a sketch by Emo Phillips

Pathetic really.

1 comment:

The Gray Monk said...

You have my sympathy, been there and doe similar in the last few weeks...