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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Brown out

GoBro's vision for the country:
A fair society is one where everyone who works hard and plays by the rules has a chance to fulfil their dreams whether that's owning a bigger house, taking a holiday abroad, buying a new car or starting a small business.
Now let's just parse this statement:

  • A fair society is one where everyone who works hard and plays by the rules...
    Ok... so you must WORK and follow the rules that the Government makes
  • ...has a chance to fulfil their dreams whether that's owning a bigger house,...
    but if it is a bigger house that hasn't already been allocated to people who aren't working, then the Government will charge you Stamp Duty for buying it and charge your children inheritance tax when you die if you leave it to them; if you improve it they will charge you extra council tax, if it has good view or is near a good school you will have to pay extra council tax.
  • ...taking a holiday abroad,...
    but the Government doesn't want us to fly because of the carbon footprint it leaves and any money you spend will not go to the UK Exchequer
  • ...buying a new car...
    but that's fine as long as you pay the Carbon-tax for buying new, VAT, Road Tax and then don't use any petrol or diesel because the Government is part of the UN sponsored carbon trading scam. If you decide to use petrol or diesel remember that more than 60% of the pump price goes straight to the Exchequer
  • ...or starting a small business.
    but do not forget to pay business rate on your premises and register with the tax man for VAT.
Yes, on reflection, the Gorse Fox can quite clearly see why that is GoBro's vision.

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