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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Wow

The Gorse Fox now knows what his car feels like when he uses the jet wash. GF likes a good shower, but the one in the Conference Centre took things to extreme... as showers go it was Niagara's teacher and the famous falls could only aspire to what it achieved.

GF should have got a clue from the way the Bernoulli Effect sucked the curtain straight across the bath; but no, he climbed right in and promptly got hammered to the back of the cubicle where he cowered under relentless pounding. He considered not washing his hair as he was concerened that the rinse process might strip the remaining follicles from his head. He eventually climbed out and is sitting at the keyboard trying to recover from the liquid beating.

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