Shortage of Ladders

Gorse Fox can only assume, reading this email, that there's a shortage of step ladders:

There have been a number of incidents recently involving broken toilet
seats. Would staff please refrain from standing on the toilets as the seat
lids cost £19.00 to replace and there have been 12 broken over the last few
months. If you do, some how manage to accidentally break a toilet seat then
please could you report it to Corporate Estates, rather than leaving it to
be found by the cleaning staff.

Thank you.

The Gorse Fox has no idea.