One of the tales (or in this case maybe it should be tails?) we heard this weekend regarding Sir Lancinglot's past bears a wider telling.
He had been working in Wolverhampton laying some floors, with a mate. This mate, unfortunately had an ingrowing hair on his backside and found the journey back in the van to be unbearably painful, so taking himself into the back of the van he lay down on the rolls of carpet, rather than sit up front.
Meanwhile S-L continued the drive back. S-L became drowsy, and ever conscious of road safety pulled over to have a nap.
Some while later there was a tap on the window and an Officer of Her Majesty's Constabulary signalled for the window to be wound down.
It was at this point that S-L and the Officer noticed that S-L's colleague was lying on the carpet, with his trousers and underpants round his ankles... fast asleep. Sir Lancinglot left it to his mate to explain the medical predicament that was causing so much distress... and drove home through tears of laughter.
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He had been working in Wolverhampton laying some floors, with a mate. This mate, unfortunately had an ingrowing hair on his backside and found the journey back in the van to be unbearably painful, so taking himself into the back of the van he lay down on the rolls of carpet, rather than sit up front.
Meanwhile S-L continued the drive back. S-L became drowsy, and ever conscious of road safety pulled over to have a nap.
Some while later there was a tap on the window and an Officer of Her Majesty's Constabulary signalled for the window to be wound down.
"What are you doing here?" he asked
"I felt drowsy and thought it safer to pull over for a few minutes", answered S-L.
"Can I check in the back of your van, Sir?" said the Officer
"Of course" said S-L, "help yourself".
It was at this point that S-L and the Officer noticed that S-L's colleague was lying on the carpet, with his trousers and underpants round his ankles... fast asleep. Sir Lancinglot left it to his mate to explain the medical predicament that was causing so much distress... and drove home through tears of laughter.
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