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Monday, October 30, 2006

The Cretins of Whitehall

The Gorse Fox needs to assemble his thoughts regarding the further destruction of working people by the cretins in power. He hasn't got the energy (beacuse he would be taxed on it) to lay it all out, just now. However, a few bonuses that this government is planning deserve to create civil unrest:
  • Right of entry to your home for re-evaluation of its tax liability (this could quadruple your Council Tax) - and they though the Poll Tax was wrong !!!
  • Raising further taxes if you live somewhere nice, based on
    • Low crime rate
    • Good schools
    • Clean streets
    • Well-educated neighbours
    • Newspapers read, and a total of 287 variables
  • Raising further taxes on your vehicle if it doesn't meet David Milliband's criteria - that'll go down really well the farmers that he is meant to look after through his department
  • Escalating fuel tax, even if fuel prices drop
  • Charging you to use the roads (which you have already paid for)
  • Taxing on lighbulbs
  • Taxing your holidays (unless you walk)
  • Killing you by closing your hospitals, if you didn't vote labour
  • Taxing your rubbish (the collection of which you are already paying for)
  • Stealing £5-7Bn per annum from your private pension
Gorse Fox thinks it is high time the silent middle classes got a bit more vocal. He thinks it is about time the people thought about the cost of this government, and whether it really should be allowed to complete its term in office.

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