Fur lined knickers banned

The Gorse Fox would like to bring the following article to your attention: Fur lined knickers banned. Those crazy politicians eh?

But the government has now banned the lingerie saying they want to protect citizens from "unbridled fantasies" caused by wearing the soft fabric.

Once our Nanny-state finds out, you bet they'll jump on the bandwagon... that was one aspect of our lives they hadn't tried to grab control of, but now there's a precedent.