Highbury

Checking his blog statistics Gorse Fox finds a recent visitor arrived via a search engine on a quest for "winter attire for watching a game at Highbury". The Gorse Fox has probably not addressed this subject before, but suggests:

1. A Bible, a candle and a bell (to exorcise the Forces of darkness), and
2. Aqualung and flippers, (in case you are brought on as a subsitute - after all, divers need to be equipped), and
3. Ensure you have ready access to a decompression chamber (see 2, above)
4. Ensure you have something arranged regarding decontamination afterwards.

There! Hardly a trace of disapproval evident. A well-balanced, and objective piece of advice!

By the way, had you heard that the Forces of darkness have release perfume. It was featured on the radio yesterday. it's called something like "Arsenal 1886" and Arsenal Is Classified As A Sharp, Oriental, Floral Fragrance... and as the Daily Mirror says:

JUST one disappointment about the new Arsenal perfume, available now at Perfume Shop stores.

It's called 1886 Cologne. And not Eau De Arse.

But there's an upside. With an alcohol content of 80%, it's upholding a fine Gunners tradition.

personally GF would be suspicious of any perfume with the word Arse involved.

[File under: Whimsy, Arsenal]